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		<title>Jim Siemers &#8211;  1947-2010 &#8211;  Shipfitter &#8211; R.I.P.</title>
		<link>http://loscuatroojos.com/2010/07/20/jim-siemers-1947-2010-shipfitter-r-i-p/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[James Lee (Jim) Siemers quietly slipped from this life into eternity on July, 9th 2010 after a valiant battle with cancer&#8230; He has always been&#8230; And ever will be&#8230;  My Friend. Jim was a shipfitter.  Jim was one of the few people on planet earth that can make thousands and thousands of tons of steel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easter&#8230; From Miss Zilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday, May 4, 2007 Happy Easter Easter is about creativity and developing problem solving skills and maybe it&#8217;s a little bit about fresh starts, near as I can surmise. Bueche&#8217;s Shop-Rite had the most colorful Easter basket display. The display created much longing in my sugar-grubbing soul. My parents never took me to church so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make Sure You Check Your Machine&#8230; Very Bad Virus Set To Attack 9 Million Machines&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t Know How Real This Is&#8230; But This Is From  The NEW YORK TIMES From The New York Times&#8230; A new digital plague has hit the Internet, infecting millions of personal and business computers in what seems to be the first step of a multistage attack. The world’s leading computer security experts do not yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladies!.. Buy An Artificial Hymen&#8230; Surprise Your Man!  Fool Your Sugar Daddy!  Make The Future In-Laws Happy!</title>
		<link>http://loscuatroojos.com/2009/01/05/ladies-buy-an-artificial-hymen-surprise-your-man-fool-your-sugar-daddy-make-the-future-in-laws-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve Seen It All Now&#8230; This Appears To Be Real. Get Yours HERE]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 20th Birthday To Number One Son!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Number One Son, We can’t believe how quickly time has flown and how incredible you are. It has been 240 months since you appeared on the scene. Although you refused to show up on New Years Day&#8230; You caused us to sit in the hospital for 18 hours starting on New Years Eve&#8230; (&#8220;Happy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. &#8211; Says That America Will Collapse And Disintegrate Through Civil War In 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Igor Panarin... A Russian professor who used to work for the KGB and who is being compared to the man who correctly predicted the breakup of the Soviet Union 15 years before it happened... Has been talking about the break up of the USA through bankruptcy and possible civil war by the spring of 2010.

He's been saying the same thing for 10 years now.

And people are listening. Lots of people. And it looks like the professor has some hard figures to back up his assertions... Namely the $11 Trillion in foreign debt that's beating the USA's economy into submission.

Professor Panarin says that the accelerating collapse of the U.S. job, credit and housing sectors will combine with the years long loss of the USA's ability to manufacture its own needs will result in the richer states refusing to pay into the federal government in order to save their own economy's. This will result in de facto secessions from the union.]]></description>
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		<title>E. Benjamin Skinner Says There Are More Slaves On Planet Earth Now Than At Any Other Time In History.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Foreignpolicy.com Standing in New York City, you are five hours away from being able to negotiate the sale, in broad daylight, of a healthy boy or girl. He or she can be used for anything, though sex and domestic labor are most common. Before you go, let’s be clear on what you are buying. [...]]]></description>
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