Los Cuatro Ojos

What Part Of “No Parking” Do You Not Understand?…

If I Even Knew If This Was Algebra, Calculus Or Trigonometry… I Would Do This…A Lot!

Advice From Our Finest Military Minds…

Useful Military Warnings “Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher “When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” – U.S. Army “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” – U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop “If the enemy is in range, […]

Bill “Picklehead” O’Reilly Ducks A Bunch Of Homeless Vets Who Show Up At Fox News To “Prove” That They Exist.. Way To Go Bill-O!!

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly Say That Homeless Veterans Are Non-Existent… What Planet Does This Guy Live On?

I KNOW I COULD FIND A HOMELESS VET IN MY TOWN WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF LEAVING MY HOUSE… PICK YOUR WAR BILL-O… VIETNAM? GULF WAR ONE? GULF WAR TWO?… I’LL BET YOU I CAN FIND YOU AT LEAST ONE HOMELESS KOREAN WAR VET WITHIN 24 HOURS… www.foxattacks.com/vets

This Is For My Buddy Nozzlo In Tacoma… Can You Fix This?

Cute Israeli Girls… Approachable Or Not?

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

Cake From Wal Mart Bakery…My Wife Says “What Do You Expect?… Non Union Bakers”…

Okay… so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Wal-Mart Employee:   ‘Hello this is Walmart Bakery, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Wal-Mart Employee:  ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer:  “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will […]

Nice Haircut…

Nothin Says Lovin Like Somthin From The Oven… Bad Granny!

Lord Of The Flies… Midget Style… When Little People Parties Go Bad…

These Little Folks Go Completely Bonkers! Little Laughing Guy Had Me Looking Under The Bed Last Night…

This Guy’s Got An Axe To Grind…And Made Good On It…

Some Very Cool Alarm Clocks…

This alarm clock conception will be a godsend for couples who need to wake up at different times. The idea is that instead of waking with sound, it uses a wireless vibrating ring, allowing a sleeping partner to continue sleeping undisturbed. It could also be a great help to the hearing impaired. -unpressablebuttons.com The ultimate […]

I’ve Got A Scratch Inside My Ear… It Hurts Like Hell!..This Had To Be Painful…

Talk About Taking Your Network With You… Verizon’s Got Nothing On This Guy!

FizzGig! My All Time Favorite Critter…

He’s Right HERE

City Sues Man For Cancelling Garbage Service… He Recycles Everything…

From Celsias.com  Eddie House, a guy that, through concern over the environment, managed to reduce his household waste to next to nothing through recycling, giving scraps to his dog, etc. Where it gets screwy is that the local refuse collection service has now sued Mr. House for no longer requiring their services. The lawsuit claims […]

Here’s My Cheesey Little JFK Bust…

Since Barack Obama’s anointment as JFK’s heir apparent… I keep running into references on the news networks that so many people in America have either a portrait or a bust of JFK in their homes… I’ve got one. I suspect it’s over 40 years old… Cheap plaster of Paris with gold paint… It’s been in […]

Pen Cap Eating Utensils… Why Didn’t I Think Of This!?!

Here’s A Fine Example Of A Human Being…

Somebody Should Have kicked This Creep In The Head!!

Like It?…

Get One Here…

“The Killer Weed”… Nobody Listens… That’s Why Your Local News Is Full Of Stories About The Horrible Crimes Commited By Out Of Control Potheads…

2008 Candidate Guide…

Male Or Female? Lots Of Pics… Can You Tell? You Might Surprise Yourself…