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There Are Very Few People In This World That Bug Me As Much As This Person… Can You Tell?

Poor Annie! Her Man Found Out She Was A Man Too!… And All This Time He Thought That That Was A Strap-On She Was Using On Him!

Coulter and Stein’s relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month […]

I Wonder If The Kitchen Crew Put Any “Surprises” In Her Meal?… This Is Like Hitler Eating At A Kosher Restaurant.

Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood Rick Jacobs on HuffingtonPost We had dinner last night at Murano, a new West Hollywood restaurant, owned by gay circuit party promoter Jeffrey Sanker, and lesbian night club owners Robin Gans and Sandy Sachs. It’s a visually stunning space, straight lines, whites and reds accented by […]

Wonkette and Maxim Have Ganged Up On Ann Coulter! The Comments Are Hilarious!

Wonkette’s Take HERE In a recent conversation with Donny Deutsch, cold-fish Coulter claimed the country would be better off without Jews. After a heated debate, she conceded that keeping them around might be tolerable if they were “perfected.” Who died and made her Führer? Here are our suggestions for a new and improved Adolf Coulter. […]

Does This Explain Why People Like Halle Berry Can’t Stay Married?

This Video Is Proof That You Can Walk Out Your Front Door And End Up Dead…

Wind Blows Down Chimney… Lands On And Kills Innocent Woman – Brick Chimney Falls on a Woman Killing Her

Poop Chart… Print And Tape To Your Bathroom Wall-

My MySpace Pic…

Mama Said Knock U Out!

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you […]

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

I Had A Whole Raft Of Stuff To Beat Up On Ann Coulter With For Monday… But I Read That Her Father Died Friday…

Sooo… I’m giving her a break for today… I’ve got a more important rant to get out anyway… But I’m not letting up on Ol’ Uncle Annie… Just showing a hint of the decency that she finds so foreign… I hear she couldn’t even resist being a prick while giving her father’s eulogy. I’ll be […]

Gulf War Veterans Stressed Out… 121 Killings At Home So Far…

I wrote Essays/Rants on this subject back in March and April of 2007 … And I was wondering why OJ got locked up this past weekend!!… The NY Times released it’s story!! It’s like I keep telling Ya!… Whenever OJ gets trotted onto your TV screen… Be Suspicious!! Of course the price of gold hitting […]

There Are Geniuses… And Then There Are Real, True, 100% Solid Gold, Pure Un-Freakin Adulterated… GENIUSES!!!!

And The Worst Part Is… They’re Old Enough To Breed!!  We have to drive on the same highways as these guys!… They want to marry your daughter!  Worse yet… Somebody’s daughters love them!!..  And I’ll bet a weeks pay that at least one of ‘em is a politician or high ranking executive!

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]

Here Are Some Beautiful Places Of Pilgrimage…

 Courtesy of Mental_floss.com 2) Cathedral of St. Mary of Zion location: Aksum, Ethiopia most frequented by: Ethiopian Orthodox Anyone who’s seen “Raiders of the Lost Ark” knows that the Ark of the Covenant is the chest containing the stone tablets on which the 10 Commandments were inscribed. Aside from that, you can forget all the […]

Quotable Quotes On War…

Nobody minds a war once in a while if it doesn’t last too long, and isn’t in your neighborhood.      – Bertrand Russel Frankly, I’d like to see government get out of war altogether and leave this whole field to private industry.      – Joseph Heller The real trouble with war…is that it gives no […]

Man running to catch one train gets run over by another… Disturbing!

Unsuspecting Man Gets Taken Out by a Train Apparently he didn’t think that huge, white solid mass of metal would hurt him. Maybe he thought it was Jesus? Get humor videos at NothingToxic

Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner: Hacker Vulnerable?

According to an FAA document dated Jan. 2, Boeing’s blockbuster 787 Dreamliner passenger jet may have a serious security vulnerability that would allow passengers access critical aspects of the airplane’s control systems. READ MORE  HERE  and HERE  Boeing’s 787 Site Here 

Indian Company Announces A Car For The Masses… $2500

Tata Company Chairman Ratan Tata announces the newly launched Tata Nano at the 9th Auto Expo in New Delhi, India, Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008. India’s Tata Motors unveiled its much anticipated US$2,500 car, an ultracheap price tag that suddenly brings car ownership into the reach of tens of millions of people across the world. With […]

This Car Runs On Air… That’s Right… Air!!! And It Costs $7000

The air car, also known as the Mini-CAT or City Cat, can be refueled in minutes from an air compressor at specially equipped gas stations and can go 200 km on a 1.5 euro fill-up — roughly 125 miles for $3. The top speed will be almost 70 mph and the cost of the vehicle […]

Cat Haiku…

You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.

What Would Happen If The Name Jesus Was Substituted For The Name Bankei?… Would This Not Be A Gospel Story?

  Right and Wrong When Bankei held his seclusion-weeks of meditation, pupils from many parts of Japan came to attend. During one of these gatherings a pupil was caught stealing. The matter was reported to Bankei with the request that the culprit be expelled. Bankei ignored the case. Later the pupil was caught in a […]

Former President Carter Demonstrates A Full Makeover…

Before After

The President Got Mad Because Bill Got To Be A Babe Yesterday… Soooo….