Los Cuatro Ojos

I Wear Glasses… But This Is Too Much!!

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Lord Of The Rings Fan?… Learn To Write Anything In Elf Language… Easy!

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Has Christmas Lost It’s Luster?

Have You Felt Like This This Christmas Season? Do You Hate This Picture … But Kind Of Get What This Guy’s Getting At? Does Christmas Feel Like XXXmas? Does This Picture Represent Your Feelings Towards Most A Lot Of Some People? Does Your Mall Santa Look Like This? Tough… Deal With It…

I Hate This Guy!… Do You Have A Neighbor Like This?… My Kids Say… Can WE Do That DAD???

Carol of the Bells – Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo. And This Is My Reaction… My Best Scrooge Face.

It’s Dec. 24th And My House Lights Are Still In The Shed In The Backyard… Some Folks Are Just Over Achievers…

Music Box Dancer – Holdman Christmas Display 2007 from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Is That Jar Of Pickles Expired?… What About Shampoo?… Or Mustard?

  Surprising Expiration Dates A handy, who-knew guide to 77 foods, beauty products, and household goods Do You have stockpiled shampoo and toothpaste?.. Seldom-used silver polish? How do you know when their primes have passed? With help from experts and product manufacturers, Real Simple has compiled a guide to expiration dates. These dates are offered […]

Seen On A Billboard…

A List Of Mistakes In Your Favorite Movies….

Incredibly… Most of your favorite movies have at least one mistake that makes it into the final release… Here’s a list of a bunch of them… MORE HERE 17 Mr. and Mrs. Smith The movie is supposed to take place in and around New York City, however during the car chase where Angelina and Brad […]

Solomon As O-Oka… Each To His Own…

  Arresting the Stone Buddha A merchant bearing fifty rolls of cotton goods on his shoulders stopped to rest from the heat of the day beneath a shelter where a large stone Buddha was standing. There he fell asleep, and when he awoke his goods had disappeared. He immediately reported the matter to the police. […]

Praise The Lord!! Jeremiah Weed Has Re-Entered My Life!!

Years ago… I used to drink a bourbon based liqueur called Jeremiah Weed… It tastes like a cross between Drambuie, Southern Comfort and Old Grand Dad… It is also 100 proof. Well… I lost track of the stuff for years. But yesterday, while I was doing my holiday booze buying… There it was! Different bottle… […]

A Battle Between Lions, Cape Buffalo and Crocodiles! Who Will Win?

Each Point Of Light In The Picture Is A Galaxy… A Whole Galaxy!!

We are as atoms on a grain of sand within our own galaxy… Is the entity that is worshiped as God on this planet presumed to be the architect of all that shows in the Hubble Deep Field Exposure and more? Are we to presume that the architect of all that pays attention to and […]

For All Our Fishing Friends…

http://www.pelourinho.com/movies/fishing.html

Your Age On Other Planets…

HERE http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/

Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire… Heh.. Heh.. No Comment… I Don’t Want To Be Declared An Enemy Combatant And Guantanamo’ed.

Thick smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.Cheney’s office, known for its historical furnishings and ornate decorations, was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, officials said. There was concern about water damage to the floor, […]

Diagnosing Health Problems By Looking At Your Fingernails…

Fingernail color and texture can reflect a wide range of medical conditions.   A Guide to Healthy Fingernails: 10 Possible Signs of Serious Conditions:   Nail Appearance Associated Condition White nails Liver diseases such as hepatitis Yellowish, thickened, slow-growing nails Lung diseases such as emphysema Yellowish nails with a slight blush at the base Diabetes […]

The Same Guy Invented Leaded Gasoline AND CFC’s… Ain’t Karma Something?

In 1921, after a long string of inadequate solutions, a clever but chronically catastrophic chemist named Thomas Midgley developed a fuel additive which eliminated ping problems while increasing fuel efficiency. Though the chemical agent eventually gained worldwide acceptance, it left a rash of psychosis, a trail of bodies, an epidemic of crime, and an irreparably […]

PostSecret … This Card Makes Me Feel… Weird. Like Something Is Wrong With The World.

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark… And As My Friend Allan Likes To Say… “If You F*ck With The Bull… You Get The Horn!”

 I suspect the natives of Pamplona cooked up this running of the bulls thing just so they could tally up the number of stupid, drunk foreigners in their hospitals the day after.

This Man Needs A Translator… He Didn’t Use His WomanSpeak To English Dictionary

If he’d only checked his copy of the handy dandy Girlspeak to English Dictionary … He’d have seen his wife’s response as the 3rd most important translation… Don’t be stupid!! All males should learn at least the first ten rules of female language arts… It could save your life someday. HERE is a more comprehensive […]

Virus… I Wasted A Lot Of Time At This One… Fun!!

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Even In Worship… Selfishness Can Lead To Ugliness…

  Black-Nosed Buddha A nun who was searching for enlightenment made a statue of Buddha and covered it with gold leaf. Wherever she went she carried this golden Buddha with her. Years passed and, still carrying her Buddha, the nun came to live in a small temple in a country where there were many Buddhas, […]

Real Courtroom Testimonies… And We Pay For These Lawyers-

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: […]

Ever Use Pandora Radio? Here’s Another Take…

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Leopard Update

So I’m posting from Mac OS X Leopard for a couple of days now… So far… So good. I’m pleasantly surprised at how easy the switch was… Leopard went in and grabbed everything including my applications and settings and they all seem to work okay with the exception of Google Earth… And I just need […]