Insults of the day – Your Momma!
Your momma’s so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company. -unknown
Your momma’s so fat she got hit by a truck and asked “Who threw that rock?” – unknown
Your momma’s so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. – unknown
Your momma’s so old she knew Mr Clean when he had hair. – unknown