In 1998… When Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold were divorcing, and were fighting a war of words in the press… Roseanne said something about Tom having a small penis, Tom responded thusly:
“Even a 747 would look small if it was landing in the Grand Canyon.”
Insults | TheFourEyes November 5, 2007 | 
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This really despicable chick posted an eBay auction for two cellphones, with a complete, detailed description of the items, except at the bottom she added in fine print “For photo only.” A woman and her daughter won the auction for about $450 and were mailed two printer copy images of the phones the phones they thought they were purchasing. They contacted the seller, who laughed at them and told them to take them to court, and then thanked them for the shopping spree. Unbelievable, right? See It HERE
