New Years Eve Party?… Have Fun… Be Safe.

The More Things Change… The More They Stay The Same.

Let ‘Em Down Easy…

Safety First…

My New Camera Has A Serious Zoom Feature…

Some Kink Is Too Much Kink… Who Gets Off On Girls Crying?!?!

Hmmm… This Just Might Work…

The “Family Guy” Is “The Office”… Or Is It The Other Way Around?

Merry Xmas… Don’t Ask Or We’ll Tell…

Xmas?… We Got Jokes!

What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.

santaHow does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.

Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
They both drop their needles!

Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph!

Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas!

African Gambling…

The Famous Dianasaurus Rex…

What About The Cat Bites While Trying To Put The Thing On?

Damn Taggers!!

Chillax!.. It's PhotoShopped!!

Great, Average And Small… It Takes All Kinds.

Gotta Have A Big Bathroom For This Sink… But It’s Strangely Nice.

A Worthwhile Cause If Ever There Was One…

It’s Monday… Gotta Get To Work.

North Korea’s Worst Nightmare…

Another Great Gift Idea… Get Them Smile Trainers.

Never Swallow Your Gum!…

How’s He Rinse After Brushing?

Eat! Eat! Eat! … Making You An Offer You Can’t Refuse.

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And When The Fast Food Mafia Is Done… The Future Of Mankind Awaits…

This Is Where Chickens Go That Don’t Listen To Their Mama…

If she was human... She'd be up on child abuse charges.