Idiot Man Sets His Face On Fire…
Posted on February 8th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
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| Idiot Lights Face On Fire At Campout |
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| This guy needs a bucket of water and a swift kick in the ass. |
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Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
Your Teenager Play WOW?… This Is What You’ll See If You Cancel His Account…
Posted on February 7th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
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| Mom Cancels WOW Account And Kid Breaks Down |
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| Watch this social butterfly impersonate the Undead that his guild has slain. |
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Little Kid Just Misses Being Crushed By A Car…
Posted on February 7th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
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| Child Narrowly Escapes Horrific Car Accident |
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| This is the latest-term abortion attempt I've ever seen. |
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China Might Have Bugged That USB Drive You Just Bought…
Posted on February 7th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
From IT World:
According to the Sunday Times, “A leaked MI5 document says that undercover intelligence officers from the People’s Liberation Army and the Ministry of Public Security have also approached UK businessmen at trade fairs and exhibitions with the offer of ‘gifts’ and ‘lavish hospitality.’ The gifts — cameras and memory sticks — have been found to contain electronic Trojan bugs which provide the Chinese with remote access to users’ computers.”
That’s bad. But why, if these stories are true, should the Chinese government stop there? U.S. and British citizens buy billions of dollars every year of Chinese-made USB memory sticks, computers, hard drives, and cameras. Why not just add security holes as a matter of course to the firmware of all of them?
It’s not hard. Heck. It’s trivial.
There’s nothing difficult about doing this. Not only are backdoors easy to create, running an automatic check for words of interest, even in terabytes of documents, just requires some servers. After all, Google does it every day with far more data than such a plot could ever uncover.
Read More HERE
Internet Explorer Unsafe… Again! This Time It Will Expose ANY File On Your Computer.
Posted on February 6th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
From Switched.com:
Internet Explorer is no stranger to security vulnerabilities, but a flaw revealed by Microsoft on Wednesday is one of the most stunning we’ve ever seen. The flaw effects IE6, IE7, and IE8 on Windows XP as well as IE7 and IE8 on Vista and Windows 7 if protected mode has been disabled (though protected mode is turned on by default).
The exploit would allow a hacker to access any file on your system by forcing IE to incorrectly render data from local files, exposing it to outside parties.
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The Test…
Posted on January 29th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
Four college friends were so confident that the
weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas
and party with some friends up there. They had a
great time. However, after all the partying, they slept
all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Austin until
early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find
their professor after the final and explain to him why
they missed it.
They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the
weekend with the plan to come back and study but,
unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back,
didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long
time. As a result, they missed the final.
The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could
make up the final the following day. The guys were
elated and relieved.
They studied that night and went in the next day at the
time the professor had told them. He placed them in
separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet,
and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was
something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,”
they thought at the same time, each one in his
separate room. “This is going to be easy.”
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On
the second page was written:
(For 95 points): Which tire?
And That’s How The Fight Started Officer!!…
Posted on January 27th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
1) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And that’s how the fight started…
2) After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver haired chest. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’. …And that’s how the fight started…
3) My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
4) I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
I Call This An Abusive Dad… “Kids… This Is Where Little Chicks Who Don’t Do Their Homework Go.”
Posted on January 26th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
Remember When You Didn’t Qualify To Smell Your Girlfriend’s Farts?…
Posted on January 25th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
Fortress Around Your Heart – Sting…
Posted on January 24th, 2010 by TheFourEyes
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Comedian Russell Peters Explains Ethnic Differences… Funny!
Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by TheFourEyes
WARNING!! Language… Watch Your Volume Or NSFW!!!!
Advice From The U.S. Military… Take Heed.
Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by TheFourEyes
“Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” – U.S. Army
“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” – U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” – Infantry Journal
“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” – Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” – U.S. Air Force Manual
“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” – Infantry Journal
“Tracers work both ways.” – U.S. Army Ordnance
“Five-second fuses only last three seconds.” – Infantry Journal
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” – Col. David Hackworth
“If your attack is going too well, you’re probably walking into an ambush.” – Infantry Journal
“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.” – Joe Gay
“Any ship can be a minesweeper … once.” – Anonymous
“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” – Unknown Army Recruit
“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” – Your Buddies
“If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.” – U.S. Ammo Troop
Big Lions… Little Lady… Does The Economy Have You Feeling Like This?
Posted on January 22nd, 2010 by TheFourEyes
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