Arizona’s Very Own Harpy…Jan Brewer Does Her Best Battleaxe Imitation On Obama

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Mama’s Boy

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Ridin With My Sandals On…

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Turn Around…

Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.

Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you Ok?”

In… a very weak voice Kramer says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?” The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. “I’m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.”

Kramer said, “Oh Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’”

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Insults… You’re Welcome.

  • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
  • It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed.
  • You better hope you marry rich.
  • He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know. (Abraham Lincoln)
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Serious Snow… Kids! No School Today!

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Animal Cruelty Doesn’t Always Involve What You Think…

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It’s Your Lucky Day… Next Time Though.

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Birth Control… Hit Or Miss.

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Calm Down. Calm Down…

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Don’t Send Me Chain Mail!!!

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Amore… A Moray… Hee Hee.

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Never Trust A Fart…

I was in the bar Saturday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Sunday Music – Ascension By X-Ray Dog

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You. Are. Here…

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First Lady Michelle Obama Gets Her Groove On…

Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Alice Dean Middle School as part of her “Let’s Move!” campaign and a partnership with Beyoncé called “Move Your Body.” The First Lady let her hair down by showing the kids that she does, indeed, know how to Dougie.

Can you imagine Laura Bush or Hilary doing the Dougie?  Whatever your politics… You have to admit the woman has rhythm and is not shy.

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Apple Branches Out…

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Some Days You’re The Dog…

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Better Than A Spare Tire…

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Vicious.

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Oxymoron Newscast…

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30 Hornets Kill 30,000 Bees In 3 Hours… Then Eat Their Babies.

Worse than a zombie attack… 30 giant hornets kill 30,000 honeybees and eat their babies… Gruesome.

Of course it’s even more exciting with an EPIC soundtrack!

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Where Do I Sign Up?

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Nickel And Dimed To Extinction…

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Simpsons Age Progression…

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