I’m Two and My Credit Score Is 410…

It’s The Girl Child’s Birthday!!! Happy Birthday Wids!!!

 

So Garish It’s Cool…

Car Kabob…

The Good Son…

Can A Leopard Really Change His Spots That Much?!?!

Well… How About If I Back In?

I Don’t Think This Portends A Good Start To My Week…

In That Case… I Can Run That Distance In A Little Over Two Minutes.

Uh… Yeah.

Nice Story… But The Fact Is That He Took The Key With Him… And They Were Too Cheap To Call A Locksmith.

Impossibilities…

He Just Read Fifty Shades Of Grey…

Overloaded…

My Favorite Nails…

Catwoman Exposed…

Come Last Call… Somebody Will Want Her.

Gives A New Meaning To Face Paint…

Happy Monday…

This Is A Complcated Relationship…

He Who Hesitates Is Lost…

Hee Hee Hee!!

Definitely. Not. The Real Batman… Or His Can.

Incomprehensible!

AutoCorrect Honesty… Maybe.