Surefire Malpractice Case Win…

It’s A Community Property State…

No Fear Deer…

Sometimes… Coffee Doesn’t Agree With Me…

A Boy and His Dog…

Overworked Wheels…

If God Didn’t Make ‘Em Cute…We’d Kill ‘Em…


It Really Does Keep The Beer Nice And Cold…

Smart Aleck Answers Found On School Tests… Or Maybe Your Kid’s Just Dumb…

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head

A Religion Flowchart To Help Those Confused Souls Find Salvation…

Is This A Tiger-Rabbit Hybrid?… Or A Brindle Bunny?..

Free Speech For All…

Merry Freakin’ Xmas!!!



No Wonder The Jolly Old Elf Never Gets My Xmas Order Right…

The Elves Have Had It With Santa… Probably NSFW.

Been Xmas Shopping?.. Seen These Folks?… Bruce From CT Sends These Doozies… You Laugh At ANY Of These Pics… You Get A Lump Of Coal.

She's Got Back Boobs... Fun To Hug!

Remember When Only Little Old Ladies Had Blue Hair?


Buns Of Butter

Let's Hope She's Buying A Bathrobe.

Plumber's Delight

Chicken Weave?

Nice Legs



Daisy Don'ts

Swamp Monsters Like Candy Too.

Wrong On So, So Many Levels.

Wanna Go Toe To Toe W/ Her At The Clearance Table?

Bet He Misses The Toilet A Lot...

You Have Been Warned.

Is That A Beard?!?

A Thong?!?!

Girls Gots Garters

You Never Know What You Might See In The Desert….

The Effects Of Mass Layoffs On Company Cohesion…

Israeli Swimmer Disqualified For Using Unfair Advantage…

Marchin’ To His Own Beat…

Ever Had A Day Like This?… I Have!!

Can’t Afford Much This Xmas?… Use This Pic To Explain It To Your Kids…

This Poor Guy Is In For A Very Bad Day…

Planet Mercury…