Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
Woman Found Screaming… Has Nail In Her Bladder…
A 35-year-old woman with bipolar disorder was found wandering on a highway screaming and crying, with disorganized speech. She was evaluated in the emergency department, and computed tomography of the head revealed a hypodense area. The patient reported that she had a nail in her uterus. In the context of the presentation, this was deemed to be unlikely. However, before magnetic resonance imaging was performed for further evaluation, radiography of the abdomen showed a large nail, which was localized to the bladder on ultrasonography, and an intrauterine device in the uterus. Surgery was scheduled to remove the nail, but on the morning before surgery, the patient painlessly passed a 10-penny 8.3-cm steel nail while voiding. After resolution of this psychotic episode, the patient revealed that her intention was to place the nail in her uterus as a means of protection against being raped, which had occurred in the recent past. She was subsequently admitted to a psychiatric facility.
Video of Dying Mental Patient Being Ignored Spurs Outrage…
Having just gotten out of the hospital yesterday… I can attest to the lousy treatment that patients get …Even when one does have insurance.
New York City’s Health and Hospitals Corporation agreed on Tuesday to increase the monitoring of patients at a public psychiatric ward in Brooklyn. The agreement came after a videotape surfaced showing a patient collapsing onto a floor after waiting nearly 24 hours to be seen, and lying there for about an hour while hospital workers did nothing for her. The patient soon died.
An Interesting User Manual…
The Writing Looks Korean To Me… If So… This must be a North Korean Communist Takeover Plot.
Classic Case Of A Loudmouth Idiot… Ever Heard Of 1936?
Never Opened A Book Or Seen The History Channel…
Ignorance Is Not Always Bliss…
Well Duh…
Holy Handjob Batman!!… Seriously… Who Thinks These Things Up?!?!
The filler plug is also very interesting…
My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…
And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup!
> BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
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> BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
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> SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
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> COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
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> SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
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> JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
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> JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
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> TISSUE: Hey vato if you don’t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
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> HEATER: My lil sister started to choke…Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
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> BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn’t BRIEF!
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> JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!… Julyer!!!
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> MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car……There’s not MUSHROOM left!
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> CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
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> TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
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> WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is!
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> HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
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> HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona…you scared me!
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> HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
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> FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
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