Internet Hole… Rabbit Hole… Six Of One, Half Dozen Of Another…
Either Way ... You Wind Up In Wonderland.
Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
Only 6 Proof… Not Worth Having Scotch Breath First Thing In The Morning…
Now... Grey Goose Greath Might Be Worth Thinking About...
Colors For Guys And Girls…
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Day After Valentines Day… Everybody Feel Like This?…
Whatta Night!!!
What Men Want For Valentine’s Day…
Happy Valentines Day
Also Handy For Meals
Not Wiii... Wheee!!
Strange Beds…
I Would Not Sleep On This Bed...
You Can Make Serious Whoopie On This One
This One's A Big Speaker.
The Millennium Futon
Idiot Man Sets His Face On Fire…
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| Idiot Lights Face On Fire At Campout |
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| This guy needs a bucket of water and a swift kick in the ass. |
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Your Teenager Play WOW?… This Is What You’ll See If You Cancel His Account…
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| Mom Cancels WOW Account And Kid Breaks Down |
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| Watch this social butterfly impersonate the Undead that his guild has slain. |
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And That’s How The Fight Started Officer!!…
1) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And that’s how the fight started…
2) After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver haired chest. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’. …And that’s how the fight started…
3) My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
4) I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
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