Definition Of “Defeated Purpose”…

A Pretty Cynical View… But Not Completely Untrue…

PMS Week Makes Me Feel This Way…

And That’s How The Fight Started Officer!!…

1) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And that’s how the fight started…

2) After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver haired chest. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’.And that’s how the fight started…

3) My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ …And that’s how the fight started…

4) I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’

So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’ …And that’s how the fight started…



Life Is Short … Maybe Not.

Philosoraptor Avails Us Of His Wisdom…

My Life Summed Up In Three Pictures…

Who's The Big Daddy Around Here?!?!

Love, Honor And Obey...

After The Kids Arrived...

Merry Freakin’ Xmas!!!

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Many Times…

Hard work lie

Sign Of The Times…

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This Is How Tiger… (And Most Men)… Like ‘Em!!

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All In Favor Say Aye!

the plain and simple truth

the plain and simple truth

Sometimes You Just Have To Face Up To The Issues…

Everyone says I'll feel better for it... So Here Goes...
Everyone says I’ll feel better for it… So Here Goes…

Ya know... That really does feel good!
Ya know… That really does feel good!!

That Felt So Good I’m Gonna Go One Step Further…

I Feel Better Already!!
I Feel Better Already!!

Real Role Models For America And The World…

Don’t Let Your Kids Grow Up To Be One Of These…

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71,  repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,

And…

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can You guess which organization this is?

NBA??? ATT00001 Or NFL??? NFL logo

????

Give up yet?

U_S_Congress

Neither…

it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress…

The same group of Idiots that crank out Hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Owe Your Soul To The Company Store?.. How About To The Credit Card Company?..

The curse of working people in the days before strong unions was the company store. In mining towns and manufacturing villages, the employer often owned the only source of foodstuffs and daily necessities, charging exorbitant prices. Thus the employer made huge profits at the expense of his already underpaid workers. They had to work harder at lower wages just to spiral into deeper debt. Sound familiar?

Read More HERE

By Linda R. Monk – via Huffington Post

Forget Idle Hands… These Are Satan’s Real Tools…

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English Is Our Only “Lanaguage”… Right?..

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Hard To Deny The Disgusting Truth…

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Daddy’s Little Girls… See What They Get Up To When We’re Not Looking?…


Girls gone fail
by Attu

I Feel The Same Way About Gun Ban Nuts… I Need Some Paint…

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Now I’m REALLY Depressed…

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A Rebuttal To All Homophobes – NSFW – But Funny!


A Message For Homophobes
Uploaded by nonightfan. – Click for more funny videos.

Corruption… Get Rid Of It Or Give Me A Cut… Amen.

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Know A Sanctimonious Vegetarian?… Play This For ‘Em…

Japanese TV Is Absolutely Insane! In The U.S… There’d Be Unlimited Lawsuits…