Definition Of “Defeated Purpose”…
Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
And That’s How The Fight Started Officer!!…
1) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And that’s how the fight started…
2) After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver haired chest. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’. …And that’s how the fight started…
3) My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
4) I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’ …And that’s how the fight started…
My Life Summed Up In Three Pictures…
Who's The Big Daddy Around Here?!?!
Love, Honor And Obey...
After The Kids Arrived...
All In Favor Say Aye!
the plain and simple truth
Sometimes You Just Have To Face Up To The Issues…
- Everyone says I’ll feel better for it… So Here Goes…
- Ya know… That really does feel good!!
That Felt So Good I’m Gonna Go One Step Further…
- I Feel Better Already!!
Real Role Models For America And The World…
Don’t Let Your Kids Grow Up To Be One Of These…
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
And…
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can You guess which organization this is?
NBA??? 
Or NFL??? 
????
Give up yet?
Neither…
it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress…
The same group of Idiots that crank out Hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Owe Your Soul To The Company Store?.. How About To The Credit Card Company?..
The curse of working people in the days before strong unions was the company store. In mining towns and manufacturing villages, the employer often owned the only source of foodstuffs and daily necessities, charging exorbitant prices. Thus the employer made huge profits at the expense of his already underpaid workers. They had to work harder at lower wages just to spiral into deeper debt. Sound familiar?
Read More HERE
By Linda R. Monk – via Huffington Post
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