Definition Of A Bad Day…

flipped the script

Looks Like He’d Need Two Elbows To Pull This Off…

5 presidents

Defective Cuckoo Clock? … Maybe.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

Call Of Duty … Real Life… Can You Do It?

call of duty

This Is Called Karma Being A Bitch…


Ultimate iPhone Case…

iphone case for badass

Robot Mosquitos… Thank You.

robot mosquito

Those Pigs In The River In China Were Contagious…

pig fish

One Of The Coolest Tatts I’ve Seen…

cool tatt

Craigslist … Need To Be Smart Or More…

smart or more

Now You Can Get Crack At Wal-Mart…

wal mart crack

It’s Hippo Hips Monday!!

damn shame hippo fun



Don’t You Hate It?..

do you have

Bathroom Reading… I Use A Kindle… But You Get The Idea.

bathroom reading material

What’s Worse Than Hogging The Covers?..

fart blanket

Pope Francis… Woody Allen?… Hmmm.

pope francis Woody Allen Pope

Irony.. Irony… Irony.


The Hulk… Jr.

Hulk Jr

Punishment?.. Or Torture?

get along shirt

Granny Got This… Get Out.

granny got this

Stupid Fly…

fly got

Firefighting… You’re Doing It Wrong.

fire smilers

Every Time I Tell a Joke To The Mrs….

explain please

Jonathan Winters – R.I.P. They Didn’t Come Any Funnier. Added Garbaage To The Vernacular.