Marketing Genius… Or Madness… As You Like.

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What Goes Around Comes Around…


The Pope’s Going Back To His Emperor Job… Fewer Hassles.

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Recycle Your Old Soda Bottles And CD’s… Cool.

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If My Dogs Pooped Jewels… I’d Be Richer Than Bill Gates.

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The Music House…

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Kids Movie Posters… Same Formulas… If It Ain’t Broke…

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Smoke Grenade Instructions… Follow Carefully.

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Living On The Edge…

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These Boots Ain’t Made For Walkin’…

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Give Me Back My Flip-Flop!!

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The Long Climb Ends In “Swag”…

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Darth Vader’s Circumcised?!?

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Knowledge Vs. Wisdom… Use It.

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Truth In Advertising…

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Kama Pootra… A Real Book.


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Toddlers… Gotta Love ‘Em…

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The Economy’s Pretty Rough… But People Are Doing What They Have To Do To Stay On The Road…

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A Tree? Or Not A Tree? That Is The Question.


I’m Feeling Really Focused Today…


The Fruit Of A $75,000 Education…

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Repent Ye Sinners!


Is This What You Mean Pastor Garner?

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11th Husband Just Might Be THE ONE!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’.

‘What?’ said the puzzled groom.
‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’
  • ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
  • Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me..
  • Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
  • Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
  • Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
  • Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
  • Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
  • Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
  • Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. .
  • Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was … God I miss him.
‘But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited’. ‘Wonderful’, said the husband, ‘but why? To which she replied, ‘You’re with the ‘GOVERNMENT‘ . .. This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED.