She’s seen more ceilings than Michelangelo – unknown
He’s as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. – anonymous
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in? – anon
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. – unknown
Insults | TheFourEyes October 31, 2007 | 
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AGLET – The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
CHANKING – Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
COLUMELLA NASI – The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
OCTOTHORPE – The symbol `#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
PHOSPHENES – The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.
SNORKEL BOX – A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars. (Well… I guess any postal worker or mailman would know this one.)
Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 30, 2007 |
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Information | TheFourEyes October 29, 2007 |
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In the pre-dawn hours of Sunday, hundreds of millions of electronic clocks, cell phones, parking meters, microwaves, video games, air conditioner thermostats, digital cameras, remote-controlled vibrators and nuclear devices automatically switched to “Daylight Savings Time,” even though Congress wantonly switched the “fall back” date to next Sunday in some otherwise unrelated pile of legislation passed in 2005
Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 28, 2007 |
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Check out the guy in the background… How much you wanna bet he put the little monster up to it?
1. GEORGE APPEL (electrocuted in 1928)
As he was being strapped into the electric chair Appel quipped, ‘Well, folks, you’ll soon see a baked Appel.’
2. JESSE WALTER BISHOP (gassed in 1979)
The last man to die in Nevada’s gas chamber, Bishop’s final words were, ‘I’ve always wanted to try everything once . . . Let’s go!’
3. GUY CLARK (hanged in 1832)
On the way to the gallows the sheriff told Clark to speed up the pace. Clark replied, ‘Nothing will happen until I get there.’
4. JAMES DONALD FRENCH (electrocuted in 1966)
Turning to a newsman on his way to the electric chair, French helpfully suggested, ‘I have a terrific headline for you in the morning. “French Fries”.’
5. ROBERT ALTON HARRIS (gassed in 1992)
The last person to die in the gas chamber at San Quentin, Harris issued a final statement through the prison warden that stated, ‘You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.’ The quote was inspired by a line from the film Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.
6. WILLIAM PALMER (hanged in 1856)
As he stepped onto the gallows Palmer looked at the trapdoor and exclaimed, ‘Are you sure it’s safe?’
7. SIR WALTER RALEIGH (beheaded in 1618)
Feeling the edge of the axe soon to be used on him, Raleigh said, ”Tis a sharp remedy but a sure one for all ills.’
8. JAMES W. RODGERS (shot in 1960)
Asked if he had a last request, Rodgers stated, ‘Why yes – a bulletproof vest.’
9. FREDERICK CHARLES WOOD (electrocuted in 1963)
Sitting down in the electric chair Wood said, ‘Gentlemen, you are about to see the effects of electricity upon wood.’
Some people just have lots of talent… Check out the artwork HERE
Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 27, 2007 |
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