I had an umbilical hernia that was about the size of a tennis ball… My HMO thought that maybe It could be done at my kitchen table… After a lot of squawking and screaming… They decided that they’d let the hospital handle it.

It was practically drive by surgery… In by 1… out by 5… And they treated the pain killers like they were barrels of oil… The guy has to cut through 3 inches of blubber before he can even see the thing and then he sews me up to where my belly button is twice as small as before and the nurse is giving me lectures about the dangers of pain medication instead of giving me the meds.

“You can get hooked on this stuff” she says while waving the needle tantalizingly close to my face…” I don’t want to give you too much”… “Give me the damn shot!” I scream… So she switches needles right in front of me and gives me a shot of saline… I want to bite her.

Six shots I get… Four are placebos… Then they throw me out… “We’re sorry”… “Outpatient is now closed”… “You can self medicate at home”…

Swear to God.

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Think or Thwim knows where your particular electricity comes from…

Enter your zip code into the EPA’s Power Profiler and select your power company from the list. It will show you how much of the power generated in your area comes from coal, nuclear, natural gas, and renewables. Chances are, the majority will be from coal.

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From HolyTaco.com

Read All About It HERE

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A 35-year-old woman with bipolar disorder was found wandering on a highway screaming and crying, with disorganized speech. She was evaluated in the emergency department, and computed tomography of the head revealed a hypodense area. The patient reported that she had a nail in her uterus. In the context of the presentation, this was deemed to be unlikely. However, before magnetic resonance imaging was performed for further evaluation, radiography of the abdomen showed a large nail, which was localized to the bladder on ultrasonography, and an intrauterine device in the uterus. Surgery was scheduled to remove the nail, but on the morning before surgery, the patient painlessly passed a 10-penny 8.3-cm steel nail while voiding. After resolution of this psychotic episode, the patient revealed that her intention was to place the nail in her uterus as a means of protection against being raped, which had occurred in the recent past. She was subsequently admitted to a psychiatric facility.

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The Writing Looks Korean To Me… If So… This must be a North Korean Communist Takeover Plot.

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Play It HERE

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Read More HERE and HERE

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USS Connecticut… SSN 22

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It’s most certain that you’ve suffered from a headache at least once in your lifetime, Here’s a way to clear them up without drugs…

Read More HERE 

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And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup!

> BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
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> BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
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> SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
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> COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
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> SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
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> JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
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> JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
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> TISSUE: Hey vato if you don’t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
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> HEATER: My lil sister started to choke…Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
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> BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn’t BRIEF!
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> JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!… Julyer!!!
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> MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car……There’s not MUSHROOM left!
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> CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
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> TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
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> WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is!
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> HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
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> HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona…you scared me!
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> HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
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> FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

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Can You Imagine Having .410 Magnums AND .45 Colt available in one gun?… This is the ultimate house gun… I’d bet my wife would trade her .44 special for this one…

From Taurus…

What a name! It’s based on the fact that many judges are now carrying it into the courtroom with them – and for good reason. We know of no better self-defense firearm. Whether loading all 45s – all .410s or alternating them in the cylinder, the Judge is the ultimate shotgun/revolver duo.

See It Here

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For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my blood pressure… It seems  that there are lots of folks that are also cockeyed lunatics with blood pressure issues…

And… It would seem that the world has no shortage of people and governments that insist on doing ridiculous stuff for us to point and laugh at.

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• It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities.

• For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for peace… A time for war… A time to create and a time to destroy…                  Learn to tell time.

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I’m surprised that there’s not some kind of stain on that seat though…

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From HuffPo

Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed into batteries used to electrify the nightclub. Don’t laugh, it is already being done in Rotterdam, Holland. It’s part of the programme for a new climate change organisation Club4Climate, set up by an enthusiastic entrepreneur who wants to open more eco-clubs in New York, Cape Town and Rio. Its motto: “All you have to do is dance to save the world”. :: Evening Standard

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Why do we let them breed!?!?

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Boobs for Barack

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I know there are people who dig this stuff… But This just ain’t my cuppa tea… I went to the site that these came from (just for a laugh, you schmuck!) and came away with diarrhea.

Notice that I’m not classifying this as “Just Plain Silly” because I’m an “enlightened” individual…

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