Her Hugeness Is Hypnotizing…


It Takes Balls To Live With Giant Balls…


Beaver Boy Proves The Benefits Of Good Dental Hygiene


The Meanest Girlfriend Prank… Ever!

WARNING!!  NSFW!! Language!  Grossness!

Why Daddy Didn’t Come To Work…

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone # and was greeted with a child’s whisper


Is your daddy home? he asked.

“Yes.” whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?

The child whispered, “no.”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”

May I talk with her?

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the asked, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes” whispered the child, “A policeman !!”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy.” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A helicopter.” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed.”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle……..

“ME !”

Two Women Meet In Heaven…

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds… I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

Little Spider Traps … Kills… Eats Bat

And Then There’s The Spider That Catches And Eats Frogs…

Keep Smiling!


Auto Tuning 2… Sing Katy, Sing!

Michael and Andrew Gregory debut their video where they make unintentional singers out of folks like Katy Couric, Newt Gingrich and Joe Biden among others… Enjoy

Ever Wonder Where Your Cat Gets To When You Can’t Find Them?..

Keep Watch!


An Example Of Being On Death’s Doorstep…


Beat Me!… Whip Me!… Make Me Change Color!


Bananafish… Natures Fun Fruit.


Is The Bacardi Bat Anatomically Correct?.. Some Say Yes…



Real Life Terminators… How’d You Like To Meet Up With One Of These?..



Nuts And Fish… Trade In That Bag Of Doritos!


Has Every Woman Felt Like This At Some Point In Her Life?


Are You An Idiot?.. I’m Not An Idiot…


Dogs In China… Fur Coats?… Lunch?… Or Both?

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A Hardhat For Hard Times…


My New Air Conditioning Company….


I’ve Been Tempted On More Than One Occasion…


Arnold… From The Terminator To The Governator…


World’s Smartest Mouse…