Stare At The Train And You Can Change It’s Direction With Your Mind… Cool.

Change Direction Train

Freudian Slips For Dummies…

freudian slip

Shoulda Used Spellcheck…

bad tat

Organic Or Not Organic?.. That Is The Question.

organic vs non organic

McNuggets Meal… Jumbo Size.

mcnuggets jumbo meal

Robot Mosquitos… Thank You.

robot mosquito

Craigslist … Need To Be Smart Or More…

smart or more

Bathroom Reading… I Use A Kindle… But You Get The Idea.

bathroom reading material

Irony.. Irony… Irony.

irony

Every Time I Tell a Joke To The Mrs….

explain please

Jonathan Winters – R.I.P. They Didn’t Come Any Funnier. Added Garbaage To The Vernacular.

A Palindrome… You’re Welcome.

dammit im mad

Don’t Like To Drink Alone? Get a Booze Mascot.

booze mascots

No Teeth Celebs… How Ya Like ‘Em Now?…

no teeth

Technology Marches On…

hard drive tech

Coolest Dog Costume… Ever.

cool dog costume

Got Cable? Here’s The Truth…

Peel Off The Paint… Hope You Don’t Faint… Stars Without Makeup.

Click To Enlarge

without makeup

Great Ideas For Wasted Space…

great ideas

Bloody Bathroom Set… Discourage Guests… Enjoy Your Privacy…Or… Just Freak People Out.

Buy Yours HERE

decorating idea

To Send Flowers?!? Forget It.

password madness

New Emoticons…

new punctuation marks

High Speed Hypocrisy… Don’t Text And Drive.

hypocrisy

They Literally Mean Chocolate CHIP…. Period.

1 chocolate chip

Same As It Ever Was…

dog logic