Due To Congressional Budget Cuts… New National Health Care Rules.
If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport – Where you’ll get a free x-ray and a breast exam…
and, if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy .
Odd Facts About The Year 2011…
ODD FACTS ABOUT 2011
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11.. 1/11/11… 11/1/11 & 11/11/11. Plus there will be 11:11:11am and pm on 11/11/11.
Now, go figure this out: Take the last 2 numbers of your birth year and the age you will be on your birthday this year — add them together and it will equal 111 unless you are under 10 years of age… Then the number will be 11… FREAKY!!!
It appears that everyone on earth will add up to the single digits of 2 or 3 …
Lots of stuff on Google regarding these numbers…
Taser Test… Daryl In Tacoma Sent This One… Ouch!
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS…
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home… I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
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