Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
A Joke Contest!
Say No To Crack has jokes… lots of jokes… In fact… They’ve got a contest going..,. Here’s a few:
1. An Irishman walks out of a bar.
2. So a baby seal walks into a club…
3. Bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender “Gimme a drink”…
The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve animals in here”…
The bear says “gimme a drink or I’ll eat this woman right here”…
The bartender still refuses, and the bear eats the woman right up. “Gimme a drink, now”, he says.
The bartender, steadfast, says “we don’t serve animals, and we certainly don’t serve animals on drugs.”
The bear seems taken aback, “on drugs?”
The bartender: “Well, that was a bar bitch you ate”…
(read the last line out loud if you don’t get it)…
Read ‘em all HERE
Where Your Electricity Comes From…
Think or Thwim knows where your particular electricity comes from…
Enter your zip code into the EPA’s Power Profiler and select your power company from the list. It will show you how much of the power generated in your area comes from coal, nuclear, natural gas, and renewables. Chances are, the majority will be from coal.
Another Time Waster… Bomomo…
Play It HERE
A Rare Sight… 360 Feet Of Nuclear Submarine In Full Profile…
USS Connecticut… SSN 22
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Holy Handjob Batman!!… Seriously… Who Thinks These Things Up?!?!
The filler plug is also very interesting…
My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…
And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup!
> BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
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> BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
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> SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
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> COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
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> SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
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> JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
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> JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
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> TISSUE: Hey vato if you don’t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
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> HEATER: My lil sister started to choke…Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
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> BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn’t BRIEF!
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> JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!… Julyer!!!
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> MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car……There’s not MUSHROOM left!
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> CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
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> TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
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> WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is!
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> HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
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> HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona…you scared me!
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> HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
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> FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
Some Funny Ads…
Corkscrew-Balloon posted a bunch of funny ads on buses and bags…
This Combo Pistol Shoots .410Ga and .45 Colt Rounds… It’s Called “The Judge”…
Can You Imagine Having .410 Magnums AND .45 Colt available in one gun?… This is the ultimate house gun… I’d bet my wife would trade her .44 special for this one…
From Taurus…
What a name! It’s based on the fact that many judges are now carrying it into the courtroom with them – and for good reason. We know of no better self-defense firearm. Whether loading all 45s – all .410s or alternating them in the cylinder, the Judge is the ultimate shotgun/revolver duo.
See It Here
We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!
For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month. We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June. I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my blood pressure… It seems that there are lots of folks that are also cockeyed lunatics with blood pressure issues…
And… It would seem that the world has no shortage of people and governments that insist on doing ridiculous stuff for us to point and laugh at.
Commandments… I’ve Never Seen These Two Before… But I Like ‘Em!!
- It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities.
- For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for peace… A time for war… A time to create and a time to destroy… Learn to tell time.
Got Any Of This On Your Hard Drive?…
Microsoft and Apple should give us one of these windows to let us know when we’re downloading or copying crap…
Dance Floor, Dancers, Power Club…
From HuffPo
Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed into batteries used to electrify the nightclub. Don’t laugh, it is already being done in Rotterdam, Holland. It’s part of the programme for a new climate change organisation Club4Climate, set up by an enthusiastic entrepreneur who wants to open more eco-clubs in New York, Cape Town and Rio. Its motto: “All you have to do is dance to save the world”. :: Evening Standard
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