We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

 June 2008

For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my blood pressure… It seems  that there are lots of folks that are also cockeyed lunatics with blood pressure issues…

And… It would seem that the world has no shortage of people and governments that insist on doing ridiculous stuff for us to point and laugh at.

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Commandments… I’ve Never Seen These Two Before… But I Like ‘Em!!

  • It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities.
  • For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for peace… A time for war… A time to create and a time to destroy…                  Learn to tell time.

Mali…

This Malian journey retraced segments of Mungo Park’s (more about him in a moment) African journeys. The travelers started in the capital, Bamako. From there, they went to Segou, Mopti, Sangha near the Bandiagara Escarpment, Dogon country, Djenne, villages along the Niger River, Kabara (the Port of Tombouctou), and Tombouctou. During this journey to one of the world’s Mysterious Places, the travelers met members of tribes whose names conjured up images in the mind’s eye of long ago adventures — Bambara, Dogon, and Tuareg. In early November, a hot, dry wind begins to blow from the Sahara. It is the Harmattan. The skies of Mali become gray and will, except for brief respites, stay that way until late February. The photographs in this presentation were taken from November 3, 1996, through November 17, 1996.

What appears to be some type of decoration is really a simple solution to a fundamental problem. The wooden staves (left) allow workers to easily climb the tower after each rainy season so they can apply a fresh layer of mud.

See and Read More HERE

Do Bumper Stickers Signal Potential Danger?…

When you cover the vehicle with marks of identity, you become more sensitive to “invasions of territory,” which apparently include being cut off by another car:

That’s the surprising conclusion of a recent study by Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko. Drivers of cars with bumper stickers, window decals, personalized license plates and other “territorial markers” not only get mad when someone cuts in their lane or is slow to respond to a changed traffic light, but they are far more likely than those who do not personalize their cars to use their vehicles to express rage — by honking, tailgating and other aggressive behavior.

It does not seem to matter whether the messages on the stickers are about peace and love — “Visualize World Peace,” “My Kid Is an Honor Student” — or angry and in your face — “Don’t Mess With Texas,” “My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student.”

Drivers who do not personalize their cars get angry, too, Szlemko and his colleagues concluded in a paper they recently published in the Journal of Applied Social Psychology, but they don’t act out their anger. They fume, mentally call the other driver a jerk, and move on.

“The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the person tends to drive when provoked,” Szlemko said. “Just the presence of territory markers predicts the tendency to be an aggressive driver.”

Read more HERE

I Shed A Few For Tim Russert Today…

Our Last Real Reporter Is Gone…

Tim Russert

 Politicians Everywhere Are Secretly Rejoicing…

I always felt that “Meet The Press” was one of the very few places that you actually could watch the Crooks, Liars, Zealots, Leaders and Loonies of the World actually do  just that.

Tim was real practitioner of the art of the fourth estate.   He was one of the few reporters… Maybe the only one of the current generation of what passes for journalists these days … They came… We saw … and he conquered them.

He was the only reporter I’d find little or no reason to scream at the TV… “Ask him about something that matters!”

If I saw a politician on the same set as Russert… I knew at least one really… Really… REALLY good question was gonna get asked… And heaven help the poor soul who was fool enough to sit across from “The Press” and try to skate…

I don’t see a replacement on ANY channel or outlet at this point… So I expect that the slicksters will get away with a bit of chicanery for the foreseeable future… But Mr Russert certainly inspired enough wannabes to guarantee that another true reporter will fill the void.

I also hope against hope that a whole crop of L’il Russerts takes root

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me ..

I sent the email to 10 people like you said

I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen .

Thanks

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

NONE OF THAT SH*T WORKED!

For The Remainder of the year, could you please just send money, Vodka, chocolate, movie tickets or gasoline vouchers, stamps, canned food and airline tickets instead?

Thank you!

thanks Pancho!!!

Indiana Republican Party Chairman Gets Jail For Oral Rape…On Several Men…

The Republican Party Hosts So Many Homosexual Related Scandals…. That They Are Not Subject To A Class Action LawSuit By Respectable Homosexuals Everywhere Is Beyond Me…

Former Clark County Republican Party Chair Glenn Murphy Jr. faces a two-year prison sentence after pleading guilty Thursday morning to criminal deviate conduct, a class B felony, for performing unwanted oral sex on a man in Jeffersonville in July.A special prosecutor has charged former Clark County Republican Party Chairman Glenn Murphy Jr. with class B felony criminal deviate conduct, relating to Murphy’s allegedly performing unwanted oral sex on a man in a Jeffersonville home in late July.

Authorities said he performed oral sex on a sleeping man following a party at a home in Jeffersonville in July. He pleaded guilty in Superior Court on Thursday as part of an agreement that calls for a six-year sentence, with four years suspended.

The chairman of the Clark County Republican Party — who last month was elected president of the Young Republican National Federation — has resigned both posts, apparently in the wake of a criminal investigation. On Tuesday afternoon, Glenn Murphy Jr. e-mailed media outlets a letter announcing his resignation from both positions, citing an unexpected business opportunity that would prohibit him from holding a partisan political office.

Glenn Murphy, Jr.

Read More HERE and HERE

And for even more hilarity… Read up on the Florida Legislator… Who did pretty much the same but you’ll love who he blames!!

McCain Campaign Co-Chairman And FL State Representative Bob Allen

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please…

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For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. (Late!). He’s got concern in his voice… Bless His Gruff Ol’ Heart…Love the guy to death I do… But we haven’t been big on the concern thing for damn near 50 years.. Ray from ATL calls (twice!)… Allan calls… Pancho calls… Alf shoots emails… You people are gonna keep this stuff up and next thing you know I’m gonna start taking advantage of your soft mushy hearts… You all know I’m not worth a shit on a bum’s shoe… I’ll borrow money from ya.

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I’m working on my conspiracy theory as to why the world goes friggin dormant after Obama clinches the nomination…but I’ve got to tie in the way the video of my innards looks like vapor instead of some camera cable.

Now… I’ve got a reason not to be writing this historical matter up… I was friggin dying!… But for all the big hoopla and buildup over months and months… HuffPo… CNN… MSNBC… FOX!… All you rat bastards are playing somekind of faux fashion game here… You pant and snarl and get your fancy undies twisted into sweaty balls of anticipation and when the big moment comes… You play the Ho Hum Card!

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Sooooo… Let’s just see what went down on the most boring day in the universe when The Obamanation was unleashed on a poor unsuspecting world.

Navy Reestablishes U.S. Fourth Fleet…Gone Since 1950

Prostitutes worldwide will light a candle in honor of the U.S Navy’s Decision to reconstitute the U.S. 4th Fleet… Gone since 1950…Just the navy’s little part to help stimulate the economy…

Of course the official story…

We believe the only successful exit strategy from Iraq travels a road through Iran. In general we subscribe to a theory put forth by Stratfor that events will build up towards the brink of war before a peaceful resolution is possible. We don’t necessarily believe that is how it has to be, rather we believe that is how our current leadership believes it has to be. Part of that strategy includes the buildup of rhetoric, the shuffling of resources, and the preparation in Iraq for a military action against Iran. We observe these events taking place. Much thanks to Yankee Sailor for his collections regarding the developing time line.

AOMORI, Japan—Japan’s energy chief launched a meeting of ministers from the world’s top industrialized nations Sunday by warning that soaring oil prices could trigger a global recession if they’re not checked.

Oil prices made their biggest single-day surge on Friday, soaring $11 to $138.54 on the New York Mercantile Exchange, an 8 percent increase.

On the same day, the United States announced an amazing rise in unemployment…

The Monthly Rate Jump Was The Highest Since Feb. 1986: The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported this morning

Oh My… Seems that while I was so selfishly dying in some tarted up henhouse that all these little tidbits just slipped past the watchdogs of democracy…

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had a secret meeting last night.

The Clinton campaign owes more than $30 million.

Charlie Rangel thought Clinton needed to go, and she took that “to heart,” reports Politico.

John Edwards does not want to be V.P. again.

Bob Dylan is backing Obama.

An adviser to John McCain says McCain supports the president’s electronic surveillance program, which may be a shift from his previously stated position.

Obama has begun courting the voters who didn’t back him in the primary.

“Obama needs to declare that he will refrain from playing the racial victim,” writes Juan Williams.

Hakim Jeffries said Clinton has to “engage in meaningful conversation and reconciliation” when she returns to home.

On Clinton, Peggy Noonan writes, “Most candidates lose over things, not over their essential nature. But that is what happened here. For all her accomplishments and success, it was her sketchy character that in the end did her in.”

Kimberly Strassel says there are a lot of contradictions in Obama’s message and policies.

Republicans created a web site called ClintonsforMcCain.

Here’s how black Republicans are dealing with the rise of Obama.

Poor Barack…Looks like he’s inheriting the biggest shit sandwich since reconstruction if you ask me… And I know I’m not the only one feeling like the shit’s about to impact the air circulation apparatus… At least 6 people have emailed wanting to know if I’ve got plenty of beans and bacon stashed for hard times.

I’ll try to get those pics of my innards up tomorrow… Damn windows crap!

Mad Cabbie Is Speaking His Mind…

When the story of the disgraced New York’s ex governor Eliot Spitzer broke I wasn’t surprised at all. It’s not that I knew about his rendezvous with high priced hookers, but it’s due to my long experience of driving hookers to men with and without power. Let me break it down for you ladies, if you have been together with your man for over ten years or so there is a 99% chance that your hubby had cheated on you, the other 1% lied their asses off. You need to be equipped with a dick to understand this concept. So the relationship between married clean cut powerful men and hookers, high priced or otherwise is a no shocking matter.

It seems that this all comes down to…

THE URGE TO EJACULATE.

Read More HERE at Diary Of A Mad DC Cabbie

It’s Bloggers Unite For Human Rights Day… In My Own Warped Way…. I’m Putting My 2¢ Worth In…

I just heard about this on CNN this morning… I’m afraid I’ll probably not get a decent Rant or Essay up in time because I’m too addle brained to rush something intelligent together without thinking long and hard on it first… But I want to show my support ASAP.
Bloggers Unite

HERE GOES…

I’d like to point out the damage being done to the USA’s prestige, reputation, citizens and Karma by keeping open a place like Guantanamo… I know that some folks are gonna squawk about how we need a place to find out about the threats to this nation… And I agree that we as a nation should be able to ferret out dangers to ourselves.

But we should do it in the light of day and in accordance with the way that we would expect our own troops and citizens to be treated.

If we’re going to accuse someone… We should stand up and do it according to our constitution… It’s what we’re fighting for… Isn’t it? How can we honestly say that we’re a nation of laws and rights; and crow to the rest of the world that we value rights and freedoms above all else… And then drag people we call suspects away in the night and put them under wraps isolated away from the very system that we’re crowing about?… Are we saying to the rest of the world that our own government doesn’t trust it’s own system to get at the truth?

This will come back to haunt us.

  1. We’ll see our own rights eroded by a government that’s gotten a taste of tyranny and finds it makes for easy “problem” solving.
  2. We’ll see our loved ones suffer when other countries begin grabbing Americans and treating them the same as we treat theirs… As they tell us “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”
  3. We’re seeing our prestige as the “Shining Beacon of Freedom” being tarnished each and every day that we commit this travesty and continue to use weak and cowardly excuses to justify it.
  4. We will ultimately make ourselves less safe by offending more and more people… Eventually… We’ll create another Osama bin Laden who’ll have the wherewithal to strike at us again in a major way.

As I’m writing this I’m listening to G.W. Bush speak madness to the Israeli government by saying that “We should never talk to people that we suspect to be our enemies.”… And now he’s playing the Holocaust Card by invoking the “If we’d have blasted Hitler first!” rant”

Translation… Let’s blast Iran!… We don’t need to talk!… Let’s start WWIII now!..

When are people going to understand that the world mindset is much different than in the ’30’s and ’40’s? The world is too intertwined to go around with the attitude that we just won’t communicate.

Not to mention that weapon systems exist now that didn’t then that complicate things way out of proportion to the size of the countries or even organizations that we might run afoul of.

I pointed out in a Rant that I wrote a long time ago how we’re being stampeded and how and why a simple millionaire was able to put together a real, live, big time attack against us. This is a good time and place to drop in an excerpt:

When is the last time you had a truly malevolent thought? I mean something really nasty? Something that would result in someone’s death, doom or destruction? What kept you from following through? How close did you come? Did having to live with yourself play a role in your decision? More so than going to jail?

Try it another way… When was the last time you met a stranger? Did you fear for your life? I’m willing to bet… probably not. We’re surrounded by strangers every-time we walk out the door… Supermarkets, Gas Stations, Wal Mart, the movies… etc. Most of us make it home safe.

But… We’ve got politicians and other leaders fervently telling us that we are imminently going to be blown up and that evil hordes are hiding under your car, bed, couch pillows… you name it. We’re all goners if we don’t hurry up and learn to hate the “others” and authorize our leadership to blow the hell out of them… NOW!

And isn’t it funny that with all the traveling that Americans do around the world today… That relatively few of us return home with horror stories worse than a ripping case of diarrhea? We’re not being beheaded, robbed, raped, beaten, eaten, kidnapped or molested in numbers anywhere near approaching what it would take to justify our not getting on those planes, trains and automobiles, now are we? Passport applications are actually at an all time high.

Americans wander the earth in incredible numbers… It wouldn’t be hard to find one in most major cities if a person suddenly developed a hankering to do something nasty to one of us. And we can be found in bunches for anyone wanting to take us out in volume. Yet… It doesn’t seem to be happening at all on the levels we’re warned about are imminent. So… What gives?

So the question is… Who benefits from all of this terror! Terror! TERROR! business? I’ve been drunk, stupid and stoned in some pretty questionable neighborhoods in some pretty far flung places and gotten away clean. I’ve SEEN plenty of ugly american behavior in places all over the world where the offenders got away clean. So… If we can get away with provoking and inviting mayhem and it generally doesn’t happen… Why are we being told that we and our loved ones are doomed to be blown up as early as tomorrow? Why are we authorizing our leadership to go blow up and harass a population with a hell of a lot less means to get to us than we have to them on the premise that they’ll come over here and blow us up?

Seems to me that the population that we’re supposed to be so afraid of went directly over to killing each other; which is exactly what should have been expected as soon as their local tyrant was removed. That was the same as taking the lid off of a pressure cooker… And any cultural anthropologist could have told you so.

Bosnians and Serbs, Jews and Palestinians, Shiites and Sunnis… Anytime you’ve got folks that have been at each others throats for millennia… They’re always going to be more interested in killing each other than they will be to kill some newcomers on the block. Tito, Saddam, Amin, Suharto… Simply lids on the pressure cookers. They provided a threat greater than tolerable to the local combatants. Same thing happens in L.A. or any U.S. city where the cops take out the big drug king pin or gang leader… Mortality rate goes up until a new “lid” gets settled in. But it remains largely internecine warfare… Members of the general public get whacked usually as collateral damage.

Osama whacked the WTC in retaliation for U.S. attempts on his own life. He’s a millionaire who could afford to set that kind of personal vendetta in place. Your average muslim extremist is much, much more interested in killing off those horribly blasphemous neighbors of his that let their women folk walk around without burquas. And when he’s done doing that… He’s going to be too busy fending off the counter attacks by said neighbor’s clan to consider cooking up some sophisticated plan to get over here and blow up my wife and kids.

So.. back to the question of who, what, why and where. Who… have we as a nation offended so terribly that they can afford to turn their back on their own treacherous brethren to come after us? What … evidence besides the isolated incidence of the WTC do we have that anybody gives enough of a fig about destroying us to make a real effort at it? Why… are not americans being slaughtered in significant numbers in places where we’re easy to get at… Like Europe… the Caribbean? Where… did we go wrong at letting our elected leaders stampede us headlong into terror color codes, profiling, Guantanamo-ing, wiretapping, take your shoes off, no bottled water, don’t question authority, Bill O’Rielly and Shawn Hannity loving, Islam hating, paranoids?

I think the answer lies with we as americans being so fat, dumb and happy that we willingly leave any mental lifting to whomever claims it. Statistically… we are unequivocally among the fattest, dumbest, and happiest of people on good old mother earth. What is it going to take for us to wake up and realize that we’re victims of the old Kansas City Shuffle? Our attention is being directed one place while we’re being robbed blind of our jobs (outsourcing)… security (Homeland), educations (cuts), health(genetically engineered crops) and welfare. We will wake up to discover that the American empire only lasted a little over 200 years and ended the same way the Roman Empire did. Bread and Circuses (McDonald’s and American Idol) Non citizens running the empire (illegal immigration) Declination of the ruling class(see G.W. Bush) Outsourcing of vital operations to foreigners(China, India)

What this all boils down to folks… Is that the USA needs to stand in the broad light of day and make it’s accusations as well as it’s intentions known to all the world when it comes to fighting terror… And we’ve got to be willing to take a first strike. There’s only one truth we need to make clear about our willingness to take one on the chin… And that’s that once you take your best shot Mr. Terrorist… We get to take ours… But we’ve got to have the cojones to hit back hard.

Would we still be looking for Osama if we’d immediately responded with a low yield nuke precisely at the location were we knew him to be right after the WTC attack? Would there be near as many casualties as there have been in Iraq and Afganistan had we responded with the might that a superpower has at it’s disposal?

Oh!!! That’s horrible!, you say? That’s barbaric!, you say?… Seen any pictures of the destruction we’ve wreaked up until now?… And do we have the folks responsible for the WTC bombing?… Do we have the WMD’s? Which is more Barbaric?

Would not Iran and South Korea get the message if we made it perfectly clear that we would consider any unprovoked attack with weapons of mass destruction upon anyone, anywhere… Grounds to target their home country with Complete Assured Destruction?… Knowing full well that we may have to do it at least once… In the meantime… Got Beef? Let’s talk.

And when it comes to individual terrorists and organizations… We should not shy away from putting them into the system and openly using medicine based means of extracting the truth (Versed, Anyone?) and then using that truth to send dedicated Death Squads for pinpoint take out… While we won’t completely eliminate innocent civilians getting caught in the crossfire… It will certainly be less than taking over and occupying an entire country with it’s attendant collateral damage.

But we will be doing things honorably and openly and setting the example that Human Rights are paramount.

Any Body Wanna Buy A Min Pin?

My buzzard of a brother Eddie talked me into getting the wife a Miniature Pinscher for our anniversary… Naturally… He sold me the dog at a “discount”… Plus the cost of flying the little bugger from FL to AZ.

When he got here he was the cutest little thing … All chocolate with green eyes…

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But I’m a Mastiff guy… So I don’t hold much with little dogs… But everyone tells me you need a little dog so that the little dog’s superior hearing can be a trigger for the big dogs… Well… OK says I… Considering the big dogs can sleep through a tornado.

Oh Boy!… She loved him from the moment she set eyes on him… He got cuddled into her shirt and got his own pillow and got to sleep in our bed… IN OUR BED mind you … Not on our bed.

Then, the little shit got older and decided that my wife was his… He took to peeing on my side of the bed. That got him banned (a lot slower than I preferred).. So the little monster retaliated by chewing wires.

Now… My house is Wire Chewers Heaven… There’s more usb, firewire, ethernet and general cable around this place than you can shake a stick at… And lots of it in areas that a little 18 pound puppy can access in secret… Did I mention that the vast majority of that cable is connected to expensive stuff?… And the little monster’s got good taste too! A couple of high end joysticks for Flight Simulator X went bye-bye… several keyboards… 50 foot runs of Cat 5 cable.. camera cables.. speaker wires… The little rat wasn’t even phased when he chewed through the power cable for a big battery back up system!

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The kicker came when he (in one day!!) chewed through a whole router bundle and for dessert… Chewed through my personal keyboard cable… My Tactile Pro!

Cage!… Now!… Forever!

Now, whenever the little monster’s in the house… He’s either very closely supervised… or he’s caged.

But…

There’s a new development… It seem the little beast has taken offense with the wind… That’s right… The Wind.

Wind blows… He Barks… Inside… Outside… In the car.

Meaning… He barks all the time. Nonstop.

He barks till he’s hoarse… And then he barks some more… If there’s a leaf moving… He’s barking… And of course the big dogs join right in.

Now I don’t know if you’ve ever heard a Min Pin bark… But it’s not a little chihuahua lap dog type yap… It’s a piercing loud “bark”… My house is brick with quad pane windows… And I can hear the little beast just fine when he’s in the yard…

Well… Imagine that piercing bark joined by the thundering “WOOFS” that four big Mastiffs can add… Then picture that from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. on a Sunday… Nonstop.

If somebody loves Min Pins and wants a real pretty one… Come get him and I’ll buy the Mrs. something sparkle-y to help her get over the loss.

Please.

Idea For: THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES…

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of “pretend” bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time–no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor’s appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each  night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00a.m.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child’s birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor’s name. Also the child’s weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child’s favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if…he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment’s notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called…

Mother!

Do Your Electronics Have A “Kill Switch” Buried In Them?… Or Worse?

Can the Government Shut Down Your Computer And Cell Phone Just By Broadcasting A Signal?

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Even worse… could our military be crippled by off the shelf electronics made in foreign countries that have secret “Trojan Horse” software built in?

There’s a growing worry at the Pentagon and within government circles that millions of computers, cell phones and other vital electronic controllers have been compromised by having secret backdoor software embedded into the chips that are largely manufactured overseas.

There are stories circulating that the Israeli strike at the suspected Syrian nuclear facility last September… Word is that the state of the art Syrian antiaircraft radar simply didn’t work… Is this an example of the new electronic warfare?

IEEE Spectrum says that the Pentagon is now seriously rethinking it’s reliance on foreign made chips… Something that it puts into it’s weapon systems by the thousands:

” The dwindling of domestic chip and electronics manufacturing in the United States, combined with the phenomenal growth of suppliers in countries like China, has only deepened the U.S. military’s concern. ”

“Recognizing this enormous vulnerability, the DOD recently launched its most ambitious program yet to verify the integrity of the electronics that will underpin future additions to its arsenal. In December, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), the Pentagon’s R&D wing, released details about a three-year initiative it calls the Trust in Integrated Circuits program. The findings from the program could give the military-and defense contractors who make sensitive microelectronics like the weapons systems for the F‑35-a guaranteed method of determining whether their chips have been compromised. In January, the Trust program started its prequalifying rounds by sending to three contractors four identical versions of a chip that contained unspecified malicious circuitry. The teams have until the end of this month to ferret out as many of the devious insertions as they can.”

“But these days, the U.S. military consumes only about 1 percent of the world’s integrated circuits. “Now,” says Coleman, “all they can do is buy stuff.” Nearly every military system today contains some commercial hardware. It’s a pretty sure bet that the National Security Agency doesn’t fabricate its encryption chips in China. But no entity, no matter how well funded, can afford to manufacture its own safe version of every chip in every piece of equipment.”

“The Pentagon is now caught in a bind. It likes the cheap, cutting-edge devices emerging from commercial foundries and the regular leaps in IC performance the commercial sector is known for. But with those improvements comes the potential for sabotage. “The economy is globalized, but defense is not globalized,” says Coleman. “How do you reconcile the two?”

Rumors of the French installing backdoors and kill switches in all military equipment for sale to outside countries have been circulating since the 1980’s… The Falklands War and The USS Stark Incident provided plenty of fodder for theories that persist to this day.

The U.S. used a printer to deliver a knockout blow to Iraq before the 1991 War… New U.S. Currency contains symbols that alerts software apparently already in your computer, scanner and printer not to make copies of money… What else is embedded into your equipment that you don’t know about? Could a scenario similar to Stephen King’s “Cell” be less than unthinkable?… After all… Nearly all cell phones are assembled in a country that is technically an ideological enemy of the U.S..

Read More HERE and HERE

Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…

I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ‘07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years…

And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my marbles…

It seems that The Green Fairy is making a comeback…

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Here’s a decent video on how to prepare Absinthe for drinking… If you can get past the stupid “spooky” music… The ritual of releasing the Green Fairy never gets old… You can actually see the “change” take place at about :50 on the video.

NOW IT’S LEGAL TO BUY IN THE USA… AFTER ABOUT 100 YEARS OF PROHIBITION.

I will warn you though that the websites that the HuffPo article directs to for purchase of the stuff are pretty Ooky sites that sell substandard stuff…

You want good Absinthe… Go HERE… or HERE … or look for these brands near you…

And for God’s Sake stay away from any Czech or Polish stuff!! .. You’re likely to get a bottle of chemicals… I tried some red absinthe once that left me with tremors for a week… REAL ABSINTHE COMES FROM SWITZERLAND… And France… and sometimes Germany…
You will get access to the finest stuff in the world at Liqueurs de France and will not be steered wrong at Alandia

If you’re curious … And keeping in mind that the exchange rates are murder these days… I’d recommend:

clandestine le bleue Clandestine 53 La Bleue (106°) if you’re on a budget…This is a fine, fine introductory Absinthe that has the distinction of flashing blue sparkles when you add water… I’ve got 2 and 1/2 bottles of this stashed away… Around $75

But Shoot for the:

Jade suisse Jade Verte Suisse 65 (130°) if you can swing it… This is high end Absinthe… Fantastic flavor… Special occasion stuff… I just finished the bottle a week ago… Gotta buy more (Mama Likes It!!)… Around $110

KallnacherThe Matter-Luginbühl, Kallnacher at (162.6°) is my absolute favorite though… Unfortunately out of stock at this time… And me with only about 1/2 bottle left!.. Around $60

..This stuff is also very nice…

duplaisAbsinthe Duplais Verte (144°) is another fine brand… I’ve got about 1/3 bottle left…Around $50

Un EmileThis Un Emile (136°) is a decent drink… About what you should call baseline for grading Absinthe… There’s always at least one full bottle of this stuff around here….Around $75

If you want to take a chance you can go to BevMo and try this stuff…

kublerWhile it is real absinthe… and it is 106°… I didn’t like it much… A little too licorice-y for me… But …You can go to your local BevMo and get it for $56 for a liter… But Don’t Let This Stuff Define Absinthe for You… Good Absinthe has a taste that you’ll never forget.

lucidDespite the cool bottle

This Lucid (124°) stuff will have to wait until someone else buys a bottle and pours me a couple… I haven’t heard anything good from any of my Absinthe drinking correspondents… If you decide to give it a try… Drop me a line… You can get this at BevMo too… But at $66 a bottle… It’s steep for a chance.

If I wasn’t drinking Bourbon tonight… I might be tempted to take a short flight…

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green fairy2 This Little Green Fairy Ain’t Tinker Bell… It’s Her Wild Older Sister!

I Must Be A Realisticrat…Thoughts on Pennsylvania, Clinton and Obama from a “Realisticrat”

Read Andy Ostroy’s Thoughts …HERE

Are You Still Using An Older Mac?.. Seems Like Lots Of People Do… I Do Too…

I ran into an article over at MacUser that got me to looking around the old Rat’s Nest…

Even though there are relatively modern Macs at my house… We keep and maintain a few older Macs that just won’t give up the ghost… The oldest one we run regularly came off the assembly line in 1997 and I can say for sure that there are definitely older (working) machines stashed away around here. I imagine that lots of folks think that these machines are pretty useless and are falling apart by now… Not True!… These machines are all built rock solid and I can easily get parts for all of them. Even the oldest machines described here will competently run at least Mac OS 10.2 with a readily available little piece of software called XpostFacto. Imagine trying to run XP on a machine that was designed to run Windows 95… To illustrate my point …see this comparison of Windows and Mac OS’s over the years to see the equivalents.
Here’s our little menagerie of senior citizen Macs.

We have an old all-in-one 5400/180 with a TV card that still does duty as a tv (with remote) and happily surfs the web in OS 9.2 using iCab.. It’s got Office 98 on it and PhotoShop 4 and tons of OS 9 games and kiddie programs… It even runs a Playstation 1 simulator… This machine has a 7.5.5 partition on it (Lemmings!)…We keep toying with the idea of dropping OS 10.2 onto this machine… But other than a 40gb hard drive… we want to keep it as close to stock as possible.

Powermac 5400

Most pictures courtesy of Herb’s Power Mac Stuff

Then there’s a G3 All-in-One (AIO) that lives under our LAN rack… It lives down there because it weighs 60 pounds!.. My oldest son and I tweaked it with a G4 500 Sonnet and two 10,000 rpm scsi hard drives… We used to sell these by the carload! But since they’re getting rare… We decided to tweak this one as high as we could and keep it… Superdrive, Zip 250, FireWire, The high end graphics card, the works… If for some reason my main machine goes down… This one goes on my desk… This machine runs Panther and is amazingly fast… Apple would have done well to sell these to the public.

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Then… There’s a Power Mac 8600 still on patrol in the corner of my son’s room… This was my old machine… This beast has 8 RAM slots... There’s a 128 chip in each… She runs OS 9.2 usually… But can boot into 10.3 Panther or OS 8.5 … This machine is stuffed to the gills with a G4 upgrade card and lots of other goodies… 250 Zip drive, Combo Drive, etc… There’s a high end SCSI flatbed scanner hooked up as well as the last of the Paperport SCSI sheetfed scanners… She’s got an old OnePhoto snapshot scanner hooked up too… All my SCSI stuff lives on this machine… Two 10,000 rpm, 36GB scsi drives and a 60GB ATA hard drive make plenty of room for big scanned files… I don’t think there’s anything I can’t scan with this old girl. This machine runs Illustrator, PhotoShop, PageMill, Premier and a few more Adobe titles that I paid good money for… I was King of the Block when this machine was in it’s heyday… I can’t bear to part with the old girl.

Powermac 8500

Then there’s the old Power Mac 6500… The one with the sub woofer that bounces off the desk… He lives on the shelf in the laundry room and gets hooked up to run some crazy Mac software I brought back from Asia years ago… This machine is upgraded to a G4 500 with Sonnet and runs OS 10.2… Although we prefer to run 9.2 in order to run the floppy drive, Zip 250 and a few other goodies… As dependable as they come… This one has a TV card too… But that only works in OS 8.5

Powermac 6500

My 6500 doesn’t have the fancy cut out on the side though…

There’s a Strawberry, a Snow and an Indigo iMac packed away for posterity… The Graphite iMac 700 still gets used when the kids have company and want to play LAN games… The Snow and Graphite run Tiger.

I’ve got a Pismo and a Wallstreet Powerbook that see a little action these days… But my Blueberry iBook sees action at least once a week… Those machines all run Panther…

It’s not unusual for me to travel with my Blueberry when I don’t feel I need the horsepower of my G4 iBook… That little blueberry has a matching sheetfed scanner and a portable HP printer that all fit into it’s laptop bag… I maxed out the RAM and crammed in a 60gb hard drive… The kids DO NOT get to play with Dad’s Blueberry iBook!.. It lives in my bedroom.

Of course… My main machine is a Quicksilver 2002 1ghz DP loaded with Leopard, Tiger & OS 9 and is stuffed to the gills with goodies… I’ve described my machine in my Leopard review… I’ve never tried it… But I hear that this model will boot in OS 8… Funny… My kids machines all are higher end than mine… But I won’t give this one up for anything less than a Mac Pro Quad… And since this machine does everything I ask of it… I can’t justify the cost of that Mac Pro… Yet.

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I wanted to put up a pic of my system (I’m VERY proud of it)… But Mama says that if I dare to put up a picture of my rat’s nest of a workspace… There’ll be early and prolonged PMS around here… She Wins!

Here’s lots of comments from other folks running older Macs over at MacUser

I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…

Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks.

LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR…

If you are an intolerant ignoramus who feels that you have the right to dictate any grown person’s life either from a religious or perceived cultural standpoint… You’ve picked the wrong blogger to make your views known to… What the hell makes you think that a gay person…or any “different” person that is otherwise an honest non-dangerous individual is worse than the corporate and government pirates that openly wage war on the environment and humanity?

My sister is gay… and my favorite (late)uncle was gay… And they are among the most decent humans I know… Are you telling me that they deserve greater damnation than the assholes who are responsible for raping your wallet with today’s gas prices?

Or the miserable schmucks who manufacture substandard medicine and poison toothpaste?… Or maybe the folks who made the dogfood that poisoned your dog?… Do you actually think that a person who happens to have a different attraction to the opposite sex is as bad or worse than the people that lied 4000 innocent troops to their deaths on a wild goose chase?

Hell… Do you think that SPAMMERS are worse than gay people!?!?

If so… then you need to take a long hard look at your own life and motives… If the worse thing you can think of in this crazy world is that someone of the same sex might find you attractive enough to make a pass at… You are indeed a sick puppy.

And as for my comment about thinking it would be fun to squeeze my 295 pound, full bearded, foot size 13 ass into a red ball gown and party and get drunk for charity… Well… I think that shows more balls and confidence in my masculinity than any of the “macho” posturing played out by the intolerant asswipes that had the nerve to send me emails talking about what they’d do if some gay guy ever spoke to them… I sincerely hope that your next prostate exam is given by a gay doctor.

Don’t bother sending me your sick spew… I’ve got strangelets to worry about.

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Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up

How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?!

I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out a fire engine red size 40 44 48… er… 50 that would show off my generous assets… Then slapping on a pair of red fishnets over these hairy, meaty thighs… Stealing the old lady’s paint kit and some bling and off to a night on the town!… No heels for this “girl” though… I’m strictly a flats person… Oh well… There’s always next year… Maybe I’ll See You There!

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From BYRON BECK at Willamette Week

Getting dressed can be a bitch. Especially when you’re a man trying to find the right dress for the evening. Such is the drama of the 8th Annual Red Dress Party .

This small shindig was started years ago as a way for gay guys to wear girlie gowns and get stinkin’ drunk. But this much-loved party has evolved over the years. Now one of the most colorful fundraisers out there (last year the group gave away more than $25,000 to local nonprofits supporting queer youth or helping people with AIDS), it attracts over 1,500-plus attendees, including straight men and women, state legislators and anybody else who likes to rock on with their frock on.

And this year’s soiree, “Red Sea,” is sure to attract an ocean’s worth of party-goers with the inclusion of Storm Large and her Balls at a big Northeast PDX warehouse.

There’s only one rule: You have to wear a red dress to attend. No culottes. No kilts.
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“The exciting aspect of this party is getting people outside the box and seeing their interpretation of a dress,” says Cheri Betts, a Red Dress board member. “It’s not about dressing in drag…but creating a costume that fits your personal style. Making everybody wear a dress levels the playing field for all genders.”

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That’s why this time of year it’s pretty hard to find a red dress…especially if you’re a size 24. And then there are stares as you scan the racks at Red Light looking for the right li’l number.

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Not to be confused with that other annual “Red Dress” fundraiser, this is the “Red Dress Party,” a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective asses off to pounding disco music…

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I’ll admit that my cleavage isn’t quite this spectacular… But I’m much, much firmer!!

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Lots & Lots More Pics HERE… The Pics Get A LOT More Interesting If You Select From Pic# 65…

HERE’S Some after event commentary and more pics by Byron…

Songbird Is Here… Mozilla Gives iTunes It’s First Real Competition…

Seems that the good folks who make FireFox have come up with a music browser they’ve named Songbird that they think will give iTunes a run… Now I like FireFox… A lot… In fact LCO is made to work best with FireFox and users of FireFox 2 are the highest percentage of visitors to LCO by far. And I like iTunes… A lot… And I’ve seen iTunes killers come and go. And even though it’s only been five years since we’ve been able to keep thousands and thousands of songs in the memory equivalent of a few CD’s… We keep looking at the horizon for the next great thing. Greedy buggers …aren’t we?

Well… There’s a glow on the horizon that holds some promise… It’s far from sunrise… But this Songbird has the makings of a great day to come.

But… Let’s deal with today.

I have almost 5000 songs in my iTunes library… And 400 and change are purchased from iTunes. In Fact… Most of the folks that I know with iTunes have over 1000 songs in their library… And Apple is now crowing about being the biggest U.S. music store … Did I mention the four iPods drifting around here?

I suspect that Songbird will come as close as anything to giving iTunes a legitimate competitor… I’ve read up on it and if it delivers as well as FireFox and incorporates the advertised features… It’s gonna be nice.

People are getting excited… Here’s a Video… They’re saying that Songbird will play music from most music stores and that they’re working on getting it compatible with iTunes… And being open source… I suspect that that will happen. sooner rather than later.

Making it compatible with my iPods was a good move… But since iTunes is ubiquitous to Macs and relatively easy to drop onto a Windows machine… I’m looking for some killer feature to compel me to load it onto some machine other than my experiment box… Let’s see…

Add - ons… These seem nice… So far there’s over 7 pages of them and they seem as easy to use as FireFox plug ins… This is what we’d get if Apple opened iTunes up to developers. But I’ve had a few bad experiences with Firefox Add-ons that resulted in my having to remove and reinstall the app. I would not be a happy camper if an add-on caused my music library to go bye-bye. The only time I’ve ever came close to wrecking my iTunes library was when I (illegally) downloaded a song that had a corrupted size count and hooned my directory. Nowadays… I pretty much stick to getting my music from places I can place blame on and complain to someone at. I’ve heard of people that have gotten Apple to allow them to re-download their entire purchased song list after serious crashes… So… That said… my mind can get around Apple’s reluctance to open up iTunes to outside developers as long as I feel that my precious music collection is unlikely to fall prey to some less than diligent but well meaning code jockey.

Feathers… Feathers is Skins… And there are some nice ones… iTunes’ grey frame hasn’t changed since day 1… I hear folks mentioning that they’d at least like a few skins… And I’d get some if they were easily and safely available. But I’ve gotten so used to the brushed metal thing that I can’t remember that I wouldn’t mind some color most days… Perhaps this is part of Apple’s underlying tenet that the machines and programs should be secondary to what you want to do with them… At any rate.. When I’m not fiddling around in my library… I’m running in reduced mode or full screen cover flow anyway.

Overall… I will say that I’m definitely intrigued… I’m already wondering how this thing would work installed on a 4 GB thumb drive… What if you could take it all with you?.. I mean run a copy of your own music browser on any machine you happen to be in front of? Maybe I’m getting too far out there … But there’s your killer feature… Hey… It’s open source… It’s in the realm of possibility.

There are lots of sites out there screaming iTunes Killer! Gizmodo and boing-boing are on the bandwagon… PC World, SiliconBeat and others are taking a more cautious note… You can count LCO in the “cautious” column… I loathe the thought of putting a promising newborn up against Godzilla before it even has teeth. But I am saying without reservation that I think that Songbird’s got a real shot at becoming the crown prince of the hill.. So far.. This is the only music app that has even made me raise an eyebrow as far as being a possible adjutant to iTunes… Look! I can’t even bring myself to write that any…and I mean ANY application stands a chance of utterly replacing iTunes.. But then again… Five years ago …I couldn’t imagine keeping 4 gigabytes of data on my keychain let alone dreaming that I’d have something as wonderful as iTunes itself.

As to major issues…

So far.. Nothing has caught my eye more than this nasty little surprise … Apparently… You can shrink Songbird right out of existence… I mean so far gone that the only way to get back in is to delete your entire profile…

I plan to put it on my Mac and Windows experiment boxes… Beat up on it and take a wait and see attitude.

How Modern Civilization May End… Is Our Complexity Our Doom?..

Fred over at GoodShit was kind enough to put up an article that many of us wouldn’t otherwise see…

I’ve been railing about this particular part for years… We’re currently seeing the results of having idiots run our economy and nations… I got thrown out of a high level meeting a few years back when I went ballistic at the statement that a VP made that a big company CEO didn’t have to be very smart these days… The company nearly went bankrupt and was bought by one of it’s subsidiaries not a year later… The company is still struggling… I won’t mention the company name but you’d be surprised.

“To run a hierarchy, managers cannot be less complex than the system they are managing,” Bar-Yam says. As complexity increases, societies add ever more layers of management but, ultimately in a hierarchy, one individual has to try and get their head around the whole thing, and this starts to become impossible. At that point, hierarchies give way to networks in which decision-making is distributed. We are at this point.” 

Read More HERE 

JUST A MOM??? Jean Sent This One…

A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk ’s office
was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation.
She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.

‘What I mean is ,’ explained the recorder,
‘do you have a job or are you just a……?’

‘Of course I have a job,’ snapped the woman.

‘I’m a Mom.’

‘We don’t list ‘Mom’ as an occupation, ‘housewife’ covers it,’
said the recorder emphatically.

I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the
same situation, this time at our own Town Hall.

The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised,
efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like,
‘Official Interrogator’ or ‘Town Registrar.’

‘What is your occupation?’ she probed.

What made me say it?
I do not know.
The words simply popped out.
‘I’m a Research Associate in the field of
Child Development and Human Relations.’

The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and
looked up as though she had not heard right.

I repeated the title slowly emphasizing the most significant words.
Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written,
in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.

‘Might I ask,’ said the clerk with new interest,
‘just what you do in your field?’

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice,
I heard myself reply,
‘I have a continuing program of research,
[what mother doesn’t)
in the laboratory and in the field,
(normally I would have said indoors and out).
I’m working for my Masters, (first the Lord and then the whole family)
and already have four credits (all daughters).
Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities,
(any mother care to disagree?)
and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it).
But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are
more of a satisfaction rather than just money.’

There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk’s voice
as she completed the form, stood up and personally ushered
me to the door.

As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted by my lab assistants — ages 13, 7, and 3.
Upstairs I could hear our new experimental model,
(a 6 month old baby) in the child development program,
testing out a new vocal pattern.
I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy!
And I had gone on the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind than
‘just another Mom.’ Motherhood!

What a glorious career!
Especially when there’s a title on the door.

Does this make grandmothers
Senior Research associates in the field of
Child Development and Human Relations’

and great grandmothers
Executive Senior Research Associates’?
I think so!!!
I also think it makes Aunts
Associate Research Assistants’.

Maybe It’s Time To Hit The Bank This Weekend And Bring A Little Cash Home… Just In Case Monday Turns Into A Blood Bath…

The near-collapse of US investment giant Bear Stearns and its Federal Reserve bailout on Friday stoked fears that the worst is not over.

Bear Stearns, so far the hardest hit by the collapse of the US subprime mortgage market, said it was getting an emergency loan from JPMorgan Chase backed by the Federal Reserve after its liquidity position had “significantly deteriorated.”… (Translation… THEY WENT BROKE!!!)

“Obviously, the Bear Stearns story rapidly gave rise to worries that it might not be the only firm with similar problems,” said Gregory Drahuschak, analyst at Janney Montgomery Scott.

We’re all waiting to see Which bank is going to follow the BearChris Whalen, of the Wall Street consultancy Institutional Risk Analytics, said: “This is going to go all the way up the chain. “I would not be surprised to see an emergency bank holiday announced. That hasn’t happened since Roosevelt.” … During the Depression, 75 years ago almost to the day, Franklin Roosevelt declared a four-day bank holiday, which stopped a frantic run on banks.

Is that what will happen Monday after what analysts described as a classic run on the bank last Thursday?… Mr Whalen added that should banks such as Lehman continue to be unable to sell the billions of dollars of mortgage-backed securities held, they were doomed.

The Bear Stearns news “has sent reverberations throughout all markets worldwide, not only because this is another ‘too big to fail’ scenario, but also because it has strong implications for a domino effect in the already weakened financial services industry and beyond,” added Sherry Cooper, chief economist at BMO Capital Markets.

IN THE MEANTIME… The dollar sank below 99 yen, to the weakest in 12 years, and slumped to a record low versus the euro after JPMorgan Chase & Co. and the New York Federal Reserve bailed out Bear Stearns Cos., as credit market losses widen.

And good ‘ol G.W. Bush say’s that “Our economy will prosper.” but said Americans could counter the downturn if they do one thing: spend.

What do we have to spend George?!?… Oh! You mean the change left over from paying for gas?… Guess you didn’t notice that At the pump, gas prices set records for the fourth straight day, rising 1.3 cents Friday to a national average price of $3.28 a gallon, according to AAA and the Oil Price Information Service… And that average prices are nearing $4 in some parts of Hawaii.

And never mind that Gold hits $1,000 for first time as oil sits around $110 a barrel… And that Diesel, meanwhile, rose 2.9 cents to a new record national average of $3.94 a gallon… A new record… Those trucks that deliver all the groceries and goodies to Wal-Mart?… Guess what they run on?

We’ll just hold out for that rebate check in May… We’ll just hope that if the Banks tighten, or even freeze, home equity lines of credit … We can still pay our rising Credit card APRs that keep going up despite Fed rate cuts

This Story as well as the Next Story make it seem that our 80 year old auntie may be onto something when she insists on keeping a few bucks under the mattress…

Maybe we will just stop by the corner ATM before Monday… And maybe we’ll pick up a lottery ticket or two.. Sounds like a safer bet than the markets.

This Translates Into (Much) Higher Food Prices For You And Me…

America’s largest chicken processor has announced major Plant Closings due to the high cost of chicken feed… It seems that the oil companies have decided to offer the farmers a higher price for their corn than the feed manufacturers… This Story is from Jan 2007… Things have gotten worse since then… A lot worse.

Here’s what Forbes has to say about Pilgrims Pride and HERE is where the company said that the current oversupply of chicken makes it difficult to pass costs on to the consumer… That means that we should be loading up the freezer with all the cheap chicken we can get… Because in a month or so… You’ll need to tap into your non existent home equity to buy a few drumsticks.

If the largest chicken company’s Chief Executive… J. Clinton Rivers says the industry can’t shoulder the costs any longer… What does that tell you about companies like Tyson and Purdue?

This News Video shows the plant workers complaining about how many spanish speaking people are going to be out of work when these plants close… What?!?! Undocumented workers getting laid off in their thousands?… Madness!!

USA Today has more stories relating to many places affected by this… But wait! It gets even more interesting!

Beef and Dairy Cows being sold off for the same reason… I just saw an ad for 3 pound chubs of ground beef at $1.37 a pound at my local market… Since ground beef is about all milk cows are good for… I guess that explains why the price of milk is through the ceiling.

With the price of eggs skyrocketing… I guess that means they’ve been selling off the laying chickens over the past month or so… Lay mash and pellets are more expensive than regular chicken feed.

That would explain why most varieties of soup containing chicken and beef have dropped… My local Safeway is selling the larger cans of Progresso Soup at 10 for $10…. That’s a damn good price… I think maybe we’ll go drop $40 on soup this weekend.

I guess if these chickens