Low Crotch Pants Explained…

She Hasn’t Cut Her Nails In 18 Years… And She Can Text.

Chris Walton: her nails measure 10-feet-2-inches on her left hand and 9-feet-7-inches on her right hand.

America’s Future…

Don’t Know Why These Never Caught On…

Learn From The Illusion…

Beware Of Those Dollar Store Bargains…

The Current State Of Affairs I Fear…

There’s A Little Stick-man In All Of Us…

Not So Wise Old Owls…

Raccoon Wisdom… No Clue.

Lord Vader’s Got Some Sharp Edges… That’s Gonna Hurt.

Little Girl Gets To Run A Jackhammer… Another Parent Of The Year.

1 Car + 5 Gallons Of Paint + 1 Crash = Ginormous Mess.

Discrepancies… Life’s Full Of ‘Em…

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The Perfect Candidate…

Fantastic Photo From Behind Saturn… Not Photoshopped.

This is a real photo from the Cassini spaceceaft taken from behind Saturn.

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Raccoon Wisdom…

Icky Bowling Balls…

Female Logic At Work…

Propeller Train…

Apple Fanboys… Predictable Reactions 101… Watch And Learn.

X-Man Darwin Should Have Re-Thought His Situation…

Droopy Pants Overload….

Mama Munches Mayonnaise On The Metro…

Best Birth Control Method Ever…