Some People Carry Streamlining To The Extreme…
Posted on November 18th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
Why Ass Is One Of The Most Important Words In The World…
Posted on November 18th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Portishead - Biscuit. Gee… Looks Like Joe Biden’s Hair Plugs Really Took!!
Posted on November 16th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Spam… The Kind In The Can… Are You Stocking Up?..
Posted on November 16th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Looks Like People are falling back on that old depression era standby… Spam.
It seems that the Hormel factory that makes the stuff can’t keep up with demand. The workers are putting in all the overtime they can stand.
At around $2.50 a can… You can get 12 ounces of solid meat protein that will keep without refrigeration for years.
Spam and Beans?… Spam and Rice?… SpamBurgers?… You Betcha!
But… There’s lots more you can do with that glistening cube of pink meat-like material… Spam Recipes.net has lots of ways to keep your family well nourished on the cheap. SPAM.com even has a searchable database of mouthwatering ways to make you into a Spam Master.
I think I’ll grab a case or two this week.
Can Detriot’s Car Makers Be Saved?..
Posted on November 16th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Another WTF?!?! Moment… Why Do People Let People Take Pictures Of Them Doing Dumb Sh*t?
Posted on November 15th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
I Learned This Method After 5 Years Of Marriage… It’s Worked Without Fail For The Past 16 Years…
Posted on November 12th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
The Proper Way To Come Home Drunk
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His friend looks at him and says, ” Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO’S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she’s sound asleep!!
It works every time!!!
This is a tried and true method… Presented here as a joke (for legal purposes)…
Crazy Phillies Fan Gets Beaned By A Bottle… Falls Off Of Traffic Light…
Posted on November 12th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
A Lovely Ritual To Begin Life In A New Home…
Posted on November 12th, 2008 by TheFourEyes
Our Friends Over At Corkscrew-Balloon Are Moving Into Their New Condo…
They’ve been documenting it since the building was a gleam in an architect’s eye.
As befitting Thai custom… The unit gets turned into a home at an auspicious day, hour, and minute.
Here’s The House Of Los Cuatro Ojos Wishing The House Of Corkscrew-Balloon Dot Com…
Health… Happiness… Prosperity and Joy In Your New Home!
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