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I Took Me 10 Minutes To Understand Just How Subtle This Ad Is…

Now That’s What I Call Slippery!!… Sure Beats KY and Astroglide…

I’m Thinkin’ About Gettin’ In Shape…

Life’s Breaks From A Sperm’s Point Of View…

These Birds Have More Rhythm Than I Do…

Frostie… Kickin’ It Old School To Ray Charles… Then There’s Snowball Rockin’ Out To Stevie Nicks…

Baby Meat… It’s Whats For Dinner…

This Bench Illustrates My Financial Situation… Under Severe Strain…

What’s Ex President Bush Been Up To Since He Got Out?

We’ve All Seen Camel Toes… Here’s A Montreal Moose Knuckle…

Only On LCO… Full On Frog Porno.

And For All You Serious Freaks… The Money Shot!!! Believe it or not… There really is a site called FrogSex.us

Flame Shot Gone Wrong… Ouch!

DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

Sing to the tune of “Doe A Deer” DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer… RAY….. the guy that sells me beer… ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer, FAR….. the distance to my beer SO…… I think I’ll have a beer… LA…… La la la la la la beer TEA….. no thanks, I’m drinking beer… […]

This Is For All Our Friends Dealing With The Late Winter Storm In The U.S… It Could Be Worse.

Adversity… It’ll Wait.

Birds Stealing From People… A Cone Jacking Ring… Hitchcock Would Be Proud…

These Birds Are BOLD!!

Damn!.. Now I Gotta Sit Back And Think… My Head Hurts…

This Happy Dog Reminds Me Of A Bank CEO With My Bail Out Money…

But The Dog Seems A Lot More Likely To Do Something Productive …

Weird Fish With Transparent Head Like A Cockpit…

Ever Wonder What Was Inside Your Computer?…

Is This Gonna Result In Kittens?… Cubs?… Or Puppies??…

Anyway… I Want One!

Wanna See What These Two Cheaters Looked Like As Babies?…

He’s A Dashing Little Scamp! And She’s A Little Darlin’…

If You Were A Proper Mindless Drone… You’d Still Have A Job…

Rush Limbaugh’s Self Image…

Life In Four Bottles…

Is This Guy For Real?!?!?

So The Government Can Print Money… But Not You…