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Need To Take Wednesday Off… Gotta Go Be Poked & Prodded

They’ll pump me full of Versed so I can’t remember what nasty things they’ll do to me… And then they’ll reach in as far as they can… Both ends! Then they’ll get REALLY busy … But I’ve got a tough old hide…. And I should be just fine! See You Thursday!…

Another WTF?!?! Moment… I Like Meat …But This Is A Bit Much..

Visit The Torture Museum

You Can Visit The Real Deal HERE

I’m Sure Jeffrey Dahmer Had One Of These As A Kid…

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Maybe So…. But The Cake Looks Delish!!

Amazing Tree Forms…

The Guy I Bought My House From Could Do This… We Had An Olive Tree That Was Cut Like A Poodle… It Looks Like A Regular Tree Now…

Ever Have One Of These Days?..

Fast Food Kabobs…

How About Furry Pigs?…

Looks Like Someone Crossed Pigs With Sheep…

Fantastic Sand Sculptures…

From Say No To Crack See More HERE

Is This Your Future?

You May Not Have A Home… But You Will Have Internet Access…

Portraits Of 42 Presidents… On A Single Human Hair!

This Artist Painted The Portraits Of 42 American Presidents On A 1/2″ Long Strand Of Human Hair… He Had To Do The Brush-strokes Between Heart Beats… DeputyDog Has A Bunch Of Great Stuff On Teeny Tiny Artwork

Rare White Albino Shark Spotted…

The 10-metre long shark was pictured swimming off the coast of Darwin, the northern-most island of the Galapagos. Read More HERE

I’ve Got A Viper Alarm On My Vehicle… But Not Like This!!

I Wonder How You Put It In “Valet” Mode?

I Just Jotted Down A Few Things To Pick Up While I’m Out…

How To Get Pandas To Mate…

We’re always reading about how difficult it is to get pandas to “do it”….

I Walked Around Like This For Most Of My Sophomore Year…

So… Mama and I Were Having This Conversation… And I Sez…

Forget Save The Pandas… They’ve Taken Things Into Their Own Hands…

The U.S. Government Is Changing It’s Logo…

Reminds Me Of My Wife On Laundry Day…

Using A Fountain Like An Inkjet Printer…

This Fountain Is In Canal City, Japan… It’s A Good Example Of Why I Like Visiting Japan… Always Something New And Innovative Going On…

Extreme Swim Trunks…The Lady From FL Sends These…Crystal Must Have Been Really Bored Waiting Out That Storm…

So that the old FourEyes doesn’t have to read lots and lots of emails accusing me of “stealing” these watermarked pics (even though I’m just re-posting a forwarded email) … I’m providing a link to Vizeau.com so that the strictly puritan and lecherous alike can give them some traffic and hopefully some business. This one […]

Family Has Dead Man Standing For His Own Wake…

It was his last wish… A man in Puerto Rico died and his family had the mortician embalm him so that he could stand up…. And then they proceeded to have a 3 day wake in their home for him. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina was […]

Newspaper Clippings Sent In By Crystal In FL…

Crystal was bored while waiting out tropical storm Fay…