Los Cuatro Ojos

Ingredients: LSD, THC, Opium… And Crack.

“I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends”… – The Beatles

You’d Think This Is What We Used For Years At My House… My Little Angels Cried Even If We Used Plain Water…

Not Sure If I Could Get Mama To Wear These… At Home Only Of Course!

I know!.. I know!… I’m A Pig. .. But… If there are women who have no better sense than to package their hiney’s in spray paint and parade around them around in public… Then even though I may go tsk..tsk..tsk… I’m certainly entitled to look. But… There is a price that we pay for brazenly […]

I’ve Seen These Faces… In My Nightmares…

Cats… Revenge Is Sweet…

In Memory Of Luke… 2002-2008 – R.I.P.

Today we buried our Alpha Male English Mastiff… Luke… Luke SkyWalker that is. Luke was a massive Mastiff… close to 200lbs in his prime.  Big, slobbery, goofy, clumsy, sweet, lovable, snore like an earthquake Luke. Luke’s snore could wake the dead… And he slept like the dead… Usually in the middle of the hallway… But […]

My Boss And His Boss…

Eye Have No Idea What This Guy Is Trying To Do…

Found Your Dog…

I Actually Remember Seeing This Live… And Wondering WTF?!?!

How To Tell When You’re All Grown Up…

Earthlink’s Customer Service Is Worse Than Their Tech Support… That’s Pretty Bad.

Here I Am Paying For DSL Service And I’m Sitting In A Mickey D’s To Put This Post Out… Shameful!!! I’ve been with Earthlink for 12 years and I’ve never been real crazy about their support system… But I’ve put up with it because… Well… Because I’m stupid. My DSL modem sits there with all […]

My ISP Is Causing Me To Experience Existential Angst… I’m Sending Them A Box Of Chocolate Anuses.

My ISP Is Balking At Sending Out A Replacement Modem And I’m Dropping My Connection Every 10 Minutes Now… If They Give Me ONE MORE Excuse… I’m Naming Them In A Really Nasty Post… Fortunately…My Cousin Works For Them And Reads This Blog Regularly… Hey Ray!… Can You Help A Fella Out?!?!?

Does This Bicyclist Have OCD Or What?…

Isn’t She Just Adorable?!?!

I’ve Lived Through All Of These Styles… I Need A Drink!

 1960′s 1970′s 1980′s 1990′s

Emo – Goth Valentine… I’m Thinking…EEewwww!!

To Mrs. FourEyes… I’d take a bullet for ya sweetie… But I ain’t cutting myself for ya.

Using A Segway To Push A Baby Stroller… This Just Seems Wrong…

If This Babyfaced S.O.B. Is Packing Heat… We’re All In Trouble.

I Wonder How Many Kittens I’ve Been Responsible For?…

This Reminds Me Of The 2008 U.S. Election…

Everyone’s PIN Number Published On The Web!! Horrors!!

Oh My!.. Some Devilishly Dastard Demon Spawn Has Finally Done It… They’ve Posted Everyone’s… And I Mean Everyone’s Personal PIN Number On The Web… Lot’s Of Mine Are There… You’d Better Get Right Over There! Those monsters have finally gone and done it!!! What Are We Gonna Do!?!? Is YOUR PIN Number HERE?

Testing Bulletproof Vests… The Hard Way…

You shoot me… Then I shoot you… Deal?

How They Cleaned Up The JFK International Airport Luggage Debacle…

JFK Airport Loses Everyone’s Luggage