Los Cuatro Ojos

Guess What’s For Dinner Kids!?!

Honey!… You Shouldn’t Have!… I’m Speechless!…

I’ve Had My Share Of Skanky Lap Dances… But I Can’t Explain This One…

This’ll Save Money On The AirCon Bill…

Are You Still Using An Older Mac?.. Seems Like Lots Of People Do… I Do Too…

I ran into an article over at MacUser that got me to looking around the old Rat’s Nest… Even though there are relatively modern Macs at my house… We keep and maintain a few older Macs that just won’t give up the ghost… The oldest one we run regularly came off the assembly line in […]

Watch That Loose Railing… The Super Already Knows About It…

Hillary… c.1978… Wonder If She’s Still Got Those Pants?

Yeah… Let’s Boycott China… We’ll Bring ‘Em To Their Knees… NOT!!

Evolution Of Apple & Windows OS’s… Which Side Do You Come Down On?

HERE’S some of the machines that I still use that run every Mac system shown here… Lemmings still gets played in 7.5.5

This Bird Is Truly Macho… Or Is He Just Reckless?… Either Way… He’s My Hero!

Ever Wonder How Google Gets Those Markers On Their Maps?

A Nice Nivea Commercial…

A Nude Model On The Street Promotes Using Nivea … For That Baby Soft Skin… See It At Corkscrew-Balloon.com

Custom Turntables… Awesome!

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Human Breast Milk Cheese… Made in France…

I’m an adventurous eater… But I’m not too sure about this one… Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut… And […]

I Really… Really Need One Of These!

Somebody Needs A Friend…

A Pillow Shaped Like A Female Lap… Only In Japan!

So That’s How Michael Jackson Does It!… He Always Denied Having Plastic Surgery…

Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up

How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?! I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out […]

Funny Lookin’ Cat…

They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days… Today, We’d Just Haul Off And Tell The Little Woman… Right?.. Right?!?

And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance!

My Wife Says My Work Area (Our Living Room) Is Getting A Bit Messy…

Did I Mention That Fred Sanford Is My Hero?  

Another Time Waster… I Will Only Admit To Losing 20 Minutes Of Production Time…

Should you miss a deadline or appointment… Do Not Blame LCO… This devious bit of “entertainment” was submitted by Ms. Jones…http://vili.us/hypno.html 

U.S. Military Pays Top Dollar For Fuel In Oil-Rich War Zone… New Fuel Efficient Vehicles Unveiled…

Think you’re being gouged by Big Oil? U.S. troops in Iraq are paying almost as much as Americans back home, despite burning fuel at staggering rates in a war to stabilize a country known for its oil reserves.  (READ MORE) Our new technology assures that we will have Iraq sorted out in much less than the 100 years […]

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