Category: Cool Stuff

Stupid Is Hard… But It’s Funny As Hell.

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was […]

Never Try To Improve On Perfection…

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the […]

Jokes By Women… For Women.

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don’t work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you […]

150 Euphemisms For “Fart”… Pick A New One or Two.

Air biscuit Air tulip Anal audio Anal exhale Anal salute Anus applause Answering the call of the wild burrito Ass acoustics Ass flapper Back draft Back-end blowout Back blast Baking brownies Bark Barking spider Barn burner Beef Beep your horn Belching clown Benchwarmer Blast Blat Blurp Blurt Bomber Boom-boom Booty bomb Booty cough Bottom blast […]

Wednesday June 26th, 2013 in Cool Stuff, Information, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Are You A Troll? … Do You Respond To Trolls? … Here’s Why We Have Trolls.

Understanding The Internet Troll Created by AcademicEarth.org

Wednesday June 19th, 2013 in Cool Stuff, Essays, Information, Rants, Videos | No Comments »

Two Tough Questions… No Peeking!

Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: […]