Los Cuatro Ojos

Holy Handjob Batman!!… Seriously… Who Thinks These Things Up?!?!

The filler plug is also very interesting…

I Had A Slight Hangover This Morning…

This Is One Of The Coolest Things I’ve Ever Seen!

See It HERE

My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…

And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup! > BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly? > > BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my […]

Looks A Bit Like Mel Gibson… But What’s With The Tongue?

So… Is This PhotoShop …Or What?

Some Funny Ads…

Corkscrew-Balloon posted a bunch of funny ads on buses and bags…

This Combo Pistol Shoots .410Ga and .45 Colt Rounds… It’s Called “The Judge”…

Can You Imagine Having .410 Magnums AND .45 Colt available in one gun?… This is the ultimate house gun… I’d bet my wife would trade her .44 special for this one… From Taurus… What a name! It’s based on the fact that many judges are now carrying it into the courtroom with them – and […]

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

  For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my […]

Commandments… I’ve Never Seen These Two Before… But I Like ‘Em!!

It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities. For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for […]

Got Any Of This On Your Hard Drive?…

Microsoft and Apple should give us one of these windows to let us know when we’re downloading or copying crap…

Dance Floor, Dancers, Power Club…

From HuffPo Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed […]

Raymond From ATL Sends These Chinese Signs…

LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine. Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy… I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign… Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic… I never trip when I’m […]

George Carlin’s Take On Death… R.I.P. George… We’ll Miss You…

It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way… Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.

This sign should be standard issue …EVERYWHERE!!

Please Throw Your Trash In The Can… Or Else!

Those Thais can be murder!

Do You Know What A Johnny 5 Is?

See The Urban Dictionary to find out. Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one? Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that. Are You an R&S regular? What’s your T Hong count? I admit that D Gas is my usual state… Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *? But seriously… I thought that […]

If Anybody Gets To The Olympics… Pick Me Up One Of These…

Please!

The Body Snatchers Of Thailand…

They race to the site of any accident… Then they rescue you … Or they pick up your pieces…

OK… I’ll Bite… But I’d Rather Have A Burger…

Hey Kids !… I Found Nemo!

Projectile Pooping… I Do That After Ice Cream…

You should see me 24 hours after a bowl of Cheerios…

To All My Friends…

I’ve Been Called One Of These … Many Times!

This is what you call proper job interview preparation…