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A Request From Your Local Penis…

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I […]

How These Guys Do This Pavement Art Is Beyond Me… Very Cool…

Tub?… Or Toy?… Does It Come In XXL?…

Read About It HERE and HERE 

HOW TO POOP AND PASS GAS AT WORK… A Survival Guide…

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise , the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work , following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting , you walk briskly around the office […]

Peter Gabriel & Deep Forest – While The Earth Sleeps –

This video invokes images that show that while we are still toddlers when it comes to our space travels so far… That we are ultimately meant to leave… this … our womb – planet – home – beginning place and live elsewhere… Although the lyrics originally are the lament of a lovestruck young girl grounded […]

I Like BuzzDash… Hope You Do Too… Vote Away! They’re All Live…

Revenge On The Benz… I Think I’d Rather She Took Her Keys To It…

Would You Murder Someone?…

What About This One? One Of My Bathrooms Looks Like A Library… Books, Mags, Printouts… What Can I Say?… You Guys Get Some Of My Finest Work Out Of There!

Elepoop Catcher… Seems That Only Women Need Apply… Let’s Hear What N.O.W. Has To Say About This…

86 Rules For Drinking, Boozing and Hanging Out… Learn Them…

If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. Always toast before doing a shot. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. Change your toast at least once a month. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. Buying a […]

Why Are Trusted Friends Your Worst Enemies When You’re At Your Most Helpless?

So… A Gynophobic Definitely Won’t Like This… Right?

Light Posts Today… Had A Rough Time Making Computers Work Last Night…

Have We Managed To Find The Literal Gate To Hell?…

Located at Turkmenistan desert, Darvaza flaming crater is one of the most apocalyptic landscapes in the world. Its 60 meters in diameter and 20 meters depth have not been caused by volcanic activity or a meteorite impact. This crater was created sometime in the 50′s when the Soviets were prospecting for natural gas in this […]

Wanna Put Your Face On The Cover Of A Magazine?

See It  HERE… Make Sure Your Pop -up Blocker is On….

“Mom… Dad… I Got Suspended Today…”

Print Your Own Solar Cells On An Inkjet Printer…

“I am a big fan of solar cells and using them for a greener home, but we all know that investments to get solar energy are usually spicy and not everyone can afford. There is a solution though. Konarka Technologies, a company that builds low cost sources of renewable power affordable and universally available thinks […]

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Magic Smoke From Your Fingertips. – Click here for more amazing videos

Pretty Cool Popper… Don’t Know If This Works… Yet… Try At Your Own Risk!!

Easy To Make And Very Loud Cool Banger – Funny blooper videos are here

Just Checked Our Rating Again… You… Dear Reader… Are A Genius!!

You Get To Be A Genius By Just Watching A Bunch Of Videos And Looking At Silly Pictures!! TV Reviews This is a raise from College Level that we had last month… You folks are amazing!

Here’s Some Real Vintage Saturday Morning Cartoons… Enjoy!!

From 1960 – 61 The King and Odie Tennesee Tuxedo and Chumley go see Mr Whoopee Tooter Turtle 1963 Fireball XL-5 1964 – Hoppity Hooper 1964′s Roger Ramjet was the model for the current Bush administration If You Can Sing The Underdog Song… Your 50th Birthday isn’t far from your mind…

Not Only Is This A Wayback Version Of PhotoShop… But This Screenshot Is Of Mac OS 7.5… Ancient History!

The iBoob… This Takes Motorboating To A Whole New Level…

Brahma Beer… Goin On A Beer Hunt This Weekend!

I had several cases of this stuff when I got home from my last visit to L.A. last summer… I can’t tell you how nice this stuff goes down in the Arizona Summer heat… This beer made more than a few 110º days more than bearable… They make some pretty good commercials too… Unfortunately… It’s […]