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Does This Explain Why People Like Halle Berry Can’t Stay Married?

Poop Chart… Print And Tape To Your Bathroom Wall-

Male Or Female?… Can You Guess?… Let Me Know…

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you […]

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

Ass Pennies?!?… Ass Pennies!?!… Do You Have Ass Pennies?

Find Out HERE

How To Properly Hug A Baby…

In Four Easy Steps… HERE

Two Very Nice Tee Shirts…

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]

Here Are Some Beautiful Places Of Pilgrimage…

 Courtesy of Mental_floss.com 2) Cathedral of St. Mary of Zion location: Aksum, Ethiopia most frequented by: Ethiopian Orthodox Anyone who’s seen “Raiders of the Lost Ark” knows that the Ark of the Covenant is the chest containing the stone tablets on which the 10 Commandments were inscribed. Aside from that, you can forget all the […]

Quotable Quotes On War…

Nobody minds a war once in a while if it doesn’t last too long, and isn’t in your neighborhood.      – Bertrand Russel Frankly, I’d like to see government get out of war altogether and leave this whole field to private industry.      – Joseph Heller The real trouble with war…is that it gives no […]

Indian Company Announces A Car For The Masses… $2500

Tata Company Chairman Ratan Tata announces the newly launched Tata Nano at the 9th Auto Expo in New Delhi, India, Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008. India’s Tata Motors unveiled its much anticipated US$2,500 car, an ultracheap price tag that suddenly brings car ownership into the reach of tens of millions of people across the world. With […]

This Car Runs On Air… That’s Right… Air!!! And It Costs $7000

The air car, also known as the Mini-CAT or City Cat, can be refueled in minutes from an air compressor at specially equipped gas stations and can go 200 km on a 1.5 euro fill-up — roughly 125 miles for $3. The top speed will be almost 70 mph and the cost of the vehicle […]

Cat Haiku…

You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.

What Would Happen If The Name Jesus Was Substituted For The Name Bankei?… Would This Not Be A Gospel Story?

  Right and Wrong When Bankei held his seclusion-weeks of meditation, pupils from many parts of Japan came to attend. During one of these gatherings a pupil was caught stealing. The matter was reported to Bankei with the request that the culprit be expelled. Bankei ignored the case. Later the pupil was caught in a […]

Former President Carter Demonstrates A Full Makeover…

Before After

Ever Have One Of These Days?…

Just Can’t Get Through The Door

The President Got Mad Because Bill Got To Be A Babe Yesterday… Soooo….

What Gets Me Is That He Got The Same Idiot Twice!

Finland?!? Who Knew?

Advertising People… God Bless ‘Em…

Sun And Moon Over The North Pole…

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point to earth. Notice also the sun below the moon.

Busted!! 3 Presidents Of The United States As Drag Queens!!

He’s Definitely His Mommy’s Boy! He Looks Better Than Hillary! A True Southern Belle!

My Continued Review Of Mac OS X Leopard… Today… Gripes and Summary…

Read Part 1 HERE Before I begin to grouse about what I don’t like about Apple’s New OS X 10.5, Leopard… Let me make this disclaimer… My Mac is not typical. My main machine is a G4 model with dual 1 Ghz processors with 1.5Gb of RAM and 3 internal hard drives and 4 external […]

Want To Snitch On Somebody?.. Want To See If Someone’s Snitched On You?

True or not, Web sites name lying spouses, drunks, even bad tippers. Want to know who’s doing who?… Want to report an idiot driver from your daily commute?… Got a suspicious neighbor? Dying for all the gritty details? Web sites are increasingly naming names, or at least posting descriptions, pictures and license plate numbers, of […]