Bloody Bathroom Set… Discourage Guests… Enjoy Your Privacy…Or… Just Freak People Out.

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To Send Flowers?!? Forget It.

password madness

New Emoticons…

new punctuation marks

High Speed Hypocrisy… Don’t Text And Drive.

hypocrisy

They Literally Mean Chocolate CHIP…. Period.

1 chocolate chip

Same As It Ever Was…

dog logic

How To Traumatize Your Children… Pretty Sure My Parents Wrote This.

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And The Truth Shall Set You Free!

common sense

USB Drive Prices In 2004… I Jumped In Way Before That And Paid $199 For A 128MB Thumb-Drive.

2004 USB prices

Got A Hole In Your Soul?… Show Your Friends!

hole costume

Solent Car… Very Nice

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SCTC – Senior Citizen Texting Code… Print For Parents And Grandparents Who Text.

senior text shortcuts

A Man Was Baked Into A Pie?!? I Wonder What The Cause Of Death Was?

pie dwarf

OK… This Bacon Lover Just Reached His Limit… There Is Such a Thing As Too Much Bacon.

too much bacon

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks… Ooooo!

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Taco Cat…

taco cat

Make Your Own Sex Toys… Just Sand Them Really Good.

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Ultimate Minimum Wage Job… Ass-wipe.

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You Got Something In Your Teeth…

Click To Enlarge…

your eyes tricked you

This Is Why Your Belt Size Goes Up Even Though Your Waist Stays The Same…

belt age

Recycle Your Old Soda Bottles And CD’s… Cool.

recycle pop n cds zip bottle

The Music House…

instrument bldg

Smoke Grenade Instructions… Follow Carefully.

smoke grenade intructions

Knowledge Vs. Wisdom… Use It.

knowledge vs wisdom

The Economy’s Pretty Rough… But People Are Doing What They Have To Do To Stay On The Road…

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