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Internet Myth… Mars Comes Close To Earth On 9/27/09…

He Loves Me… He Loves Me Not… The Scientific Method.

People Stealing Your Lunch?.. Mold Bags Stop Sandwich Theft…

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Another Akhenaten – Obama Resemblance Pic…People Keep Sending ‘Em!

Real World Perception Pie Charts…

Mr. Squirrel… Keeps Hair From Getting On The Meat…

Tattoo Location Chart…

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Dr. Walleye’s Discount Boob Jobs…

45 Life Lessons By 90 Year Old Regina Brett…

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every […]

New Style Bikini… How Do You Keep The Bottom On?!?

What Are The Aliens Trying To Tell Us Now?…

I’ve Seen Lots Of Cranes Go Over… But Never On Somebody’s House…

The Ultimate Wrestling Hold… Or Not..

Gotta Try This One… Especially When Eugene’s Over…

From An Age Of Innocence…. Today… This Would Mean Something Terribly Different.

Bacon Potato Pie… They Don’t Have This At My Local Mikey D’s..

Does This Define “Juxtaposition”?..

1 Million Visits… A Big Milestone For LCO… Thanks!

Sometime between 11pm and midnight on June 8th, 2009… Los Cuatro Ojos dot com welcomed it’s 1 millionth unique visitor. 620 days ago… We had a grand total of 17 readers. Thanks for stopping by!

Utter Butter Logic… Wait!… But It’s Not Butter!.. But Is It Better?..

Back Away From The “Stumble!” Button!.. It’s For Your Own Good!..

Submarines Used To Smuggle Thousands Of Tons Of Cocaine Into The US…

When anti-narcotics agents first heard that drug cartels were building an armada of submarines to transport cocaine, they thought it was a joke. Now U.S. law enforcement officials say that more than a third of the cocaine smuggled into the United States from Colombia travels in submersibles. WASHINGTON POST-

Brothels Hiring Male Prostitutes… Will They Post Openings On Monster.com?..

Business is so slow at the Shady Lady Ranch that the owner of the Nye County brothel wants to add a few shady men to her roster. Bobbi Davis, the owner of the bordello located about 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas, is set to start interviewing men who aspire to be prostitutes. “We’ll start […]

Obama’s Middle East Speech… Jon Stewart Deals With The Doughheads…

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Nine Words Women Use… Men Learn For Self Defense…

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football […]

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