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The Rough Part Of Being A Reporter…

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Corndog Pizza… Can I Get One To Go?!?!

USS Port Royal Runs Aground In Hawaii… Captain Is Toast.

One of the biggest, most expensive and most technologically advanced warships based at Pearl Harbor ran aground in 17 to 22 feet of water half a mile off Honolulu International Airport’s reef runway. Navy tugs tried early yesterday morning to nudge the 9,600-ton, 567-foot-long guided missile cruiser USS Port Royal off the sandy and rocky […]

Is She Turning Left Or Right?.. Are You Right Brained? or Left Brained?

You see this lovely dancer turning. Is she turning clockwise or counter-clockwise? If she’s turning clockwise, you use more of the right side of your brain, which is associated with feelings, fantasy, big picture thinking, etc. If she’s turning counter clockwise, you’re using more of your left brain, which is associated with logic, facts, details, […]

A Bar Inside A Tree In Africa…

A bar inside the trunk of a Baobab tree has tourists flocking from far and wide just to drink a cold brew in the amazing tavern. It was fashioned inside a massive 72 foot (22 meters) high tree in a garden in Limpopo, South Africa, for thirsty locals. The amazing Big Baobab Pub, complete with […]

Measuring Condoms… For The Man With No Hang Ups…

Comes In Flavors Too… But, Sadly… Also Only Comes In Metric… From Condometric

Macaulay Culkin And Vladimir Putin… Separated At Birth??…

I’ve Actually Eaten Fish Pie… And It’s Quite Good…

Smile!!.. Tomorrow’s Coming!

Why Don’t Ants Drown?…

From the Globe & Mail THE QUESTION: “Why don’t ants drown in the passageways of their anthills during a heavy rainstorm or melting snow?” asked Bill Cunningham of Sackville, N.B. THE ANSWER: “Two strategies allow ants to deal with potentially catastrophic water from rain or melting snow — surviving the water or avoiding the water,” […]

I’m Not Ashamed To Admit That I Admire This Guy!..

Bamboo Computer Gadgets… Mouse, Monitor, Keyboard, USB Drive…

Bamboo Covered Peripherals.. Cool. Find Them Here… (In Japanese)

Mama Squirrel Rescues Her Baby From Big Dog…

Would You Use This Restroom?..

Scientists Find Biggest Snake Ever… Could Eat A Whole Cow…

From NatureNews Researchers have found fossils of the biggest known snake in the world, a discovery that could shed light on the climate of the tropics in the past. The scientists estimate the snake lived 58 to 60 million years ago and was around 13 metres long. The giant, found in northeastern Colombia, dwarfs modern […]

Sona si Latine loqueris. – Honk if you speak Latin…. Latin Phrases For The Rest Of Us.

Radix lecti  – Couch potato Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign? Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am. Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed. Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed. Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – […]

How Police Interrogation Works…

Are You A Perp?… A Potential Perp?… Read … Learn… Practice. There are “Law & Order” addicts everywhere who think they could get a perp to confess. A little glaring, some getting in the guy’s face, a revelation that his fingerprints are all over the murder weapon and voilà! He’s recounting his crime. In real […]

The Beer Prayer… For True Believers.

Aquarium Sink… Cool… But One More Thing To Clean…

Mama’s Makin’ Wine… Now I Can Afford To Be A Wino…

The Mrs. Has Been Perfecting Her Winemaking Skills Over The Years…. She’s got six varieties of interesting little wines going.  I finally persuaded her to seriously bottle some with an eye towards getting some retail type folks to taste and test. Introducing: Puppy-Nose Wines click to enlarge

It’s Not Something I’ve Wanted To Do… Until I Heard About The President And First Lady Doing It…

Not sure Mama’s gonna go for this one!! Michelle and Barack Obama touching, embracing and fistingby VANEOO

Commit Mass Murder… Make The Bacon Explosion For All Your Friends…

Bacon-y.. Sausage-y… Barbecue-y… Crispy… Full Of Fat and Calories!.. What’s Not To Love?? The Bacon Explosion Is The Hottest Recipe Out There Thanks To These Guys And The New York Times Take This… Do This… And Make This… Find Out How … HERE I’m Makin’ One This Weekend!…

Sometimes I Go Onto Extreme View Websites To Debate The Issues… It’s A Lot Like This…

But Sometimes!!!… YouTube Is Best…

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