Los Cuatro Ojos

One Very Cool Doorknob…

Need Storage? Need To Stash Some Stuff? This Is The Place!

Jones’ Big Ass Storage

Scotch Whiskey Flavored Condoms… Single Malt Or Blended?

Do they Have Them In Amaretto? Or Apple-Tini?

Do You See A Hiney? Or Heels?

Meth Users Before and After… Every Rule Has It’s Exceptions…

How Do You Like Your Crocodile Steaks?

Works out to about $0.75 per pound… I want some!!

Tis The Season… XO Laptops… Get One – Give One

Like it little girl says… ” Educate us and we’ll solve our own problems.” You can’t argue with that kind of logic. Get on over to Amazon.com and learn more. One Laptop per Child : Zimi’s Story FULL by olpcfoundation

It’s Hard To Tell Male From Female Polar Bears… Not To Me!

Slate says a Japanese zoo tried to mate two females… But… You just know the one lounging is the male!

If Men And Women Could Swap Parts For A Day…

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Finally… The Truth! The Consequences Of Gay Marriage…

I Like My Woman A To Do A Little Exercise… But This Is Waay Too Much Exercise.

A Spreading Menace… Now We’ve Got Brain Worms and Breast Larvae!

GRAPHIC!! GRAPHIC!! WARNING!! THESE VIDEOS AND THE ATTACHED PICTURES ARE GRAPHIC! I thought you had to die to be promoted to worm food. But… It seems that we humans are increasingly becoming worm food well before we die… The following videos show real cases of people being found to have worms or worm-like creatures within […]

A Few Words Of Wisdom…

I’ll be happy when… We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are. After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy […]

Cousin Raymond Sends These Insane Headlines…

Super Skinny Super Models… I’ve Seen Starving Africans With More Meat On Their Bones…

How anyone could even remotely consider these people attractive is beyond me… I think it’s criminal to even encourage these poor things to get out of bed.  They look like they just got out of a concentration camp. See More HERE

A Gallery Of Stupid Children… Somebody Call CPS!!

Here we’ve got a trio of pics showing young’uns trying to lure big scary critters into itty-bitty containers…

Oh Lord! Please Let This Be True And I Will Truly Have Something To Be Thankful For!!

Ann Coulter Has Broken Jaw… Jaw Wired Shut. I Wish I’d Been The One To Break Uncle Annie’s Jaw… But I’ll settle for knowing that someone finally cleaned her clock. Read More HERE

Is Your Woman A HAZMAT?… Mine Is.

She’s 7 Feet 4 Inches Tall And 320 Pounds… That’s A Lotta Woman!

Heather Greene Lives in Las Vegas… And even though she’s not the tallest woman in the world… She’s still pretty impressive!

The Economic Downturn Made Simple…

Child Abuse… Pure And Simple…

Time To Bone Up On Your Rock, Paper, Scissors Skills…

Miss Geeky gets all geeky on the rules for Rock. Paper, Scissors… Then she links back to our version.

How’s This For Stone Cold Madness?.. Saudi Teenagers “Skate” Alongside Speeding Cars… In Sandals!

This video was claimed to have been filmed on the Riyadh Ring Road… I saw lots of crazy stuff in my time there… But nothing like this! The volume is a bit loud … Turn yours down a bit.

Chinese Want To Buy The Big 3 Automakers… Well Duh!

From Emptywheel.com I was talking with mr. emptywheel about what one of the bad–but by no means worst–case scenarios in a GM bankruptcy would be. This scenario is just one of several that might happen–by no means guaranteed, and Congress would fight the scenario at every stage, though with increasingly less leverage. But it is […]

Chubby Mikey’s Got A Calendar!..

This Guy Named Mikey’s got a site up that has got to be seen to be believed! Visit ChubbyMikey.com