Los Cuatro Ojos

More Cool Hand Paintings…

Boogers On A Stick… Make Some!

Boogers On a Stick 18 oz. jar Cheese Whiz green food coloring 25 pretzel sticks waxed paper 1 long handled spoon platter Melt the Cheese Whiz in the microwave or on top of the stove, according to directions on the jar. Allow the cheese to cool slightly in the jar. Using a long handled spoon, […]

A Headless Lady… Nice Costume Idea!

Be Healthy… Drink Your Pee… Is This An Crazier Than Shooting Botox?

click to enlarge

Men Act Like Dogs to Determine Dominance… I Knew It!!

From LiveScience A male dog will whine and beg in deference to a stronger dog, but will lower its voice into a guttural growl if it thinks it has a fighting chance. Men unconsciously do a similar thing, scientists say. A new study finds that the lower the pitch of a man’s voice, the more […]

Sleep Safe Tape… Stick On Eyes… I Wonder Does It Come In Different Colors?…

Massive Gamma Ray Burst Aimed Directly At Earth… In 7.5 Billion Years… We’re Dead Meat.

In March, astronomers spotted the brightest gamma-ray burst they’d ever seen. It had detonated from halfway across the universe but was so bright it was visible to the naked eye. What made it so dazzling? It turns out it was a sort of cosmic death ray – when a massive star in the distant universe […]

This Real Thing Looks A Lot Like The Fictional “Death Star”…

Saturn’s moon Mimas looks for all the world like the Death Star – the planet-destroying space station from the movie Star Wars – in this Cassini image taken in 2005. The giant crater at the centre of the image, called Herschel, was probably gouged out by an enormous asteroid impact. If the asteroid had been […]

If You’ve Ever Sailed… You’ve Met “Dead Water”…

HomoSexual Beetles?… Maybe It Isn’t A Choice?!?

Seriously Folks… I’m Scared Of These People… What Will They Do If Obama Wins?

Are We In For A Second Civil War?… I’ve Seen Hundreds Of Videos Like This… There’s Real Anger And Hatred Out There… Some Of These People Are Gonna Go Ballistic If Obama Wins… And I Suspect Some Of Them Will Want To Do Something About It. It Only Takes One Lucky Nut To Start A […]

Fat Bastard Wine… It’s Good!

Get It HERE

So Much Trouble In The World – Bob Marley

So many people I speak and correspond with these days are filled with a sense of foreboding… I wonder whether or not the next few months will see something that we’ll look back at and wonder how we made it through…

Financial Meltdown Worsens Food Crisis

From The Washington Post While the world’s attention has been focused on rescuing investment banks and stock markets from collapse, the global food crisis has worsened, a casualty of the growing financial tumult. As shock waves from the credit crisis began to spread around the world last month, China scrambled to protect itself. Among the […]

So Mama And I Had This Little Argument… She Won.

Bok Choy Fish…

Ashley Todd… Mental Case… A Very Short 15 Minutes Of Fame…

14:55 14:56 14:57 14:58 14:59 SEEYA Notice that the black eye is gone??

One Very Cool Balcony…

See More HERE Expandable balcony Since these window/balconies can be installed in existing buildings, soon it may be time to start pressuring that landlord of yours to put balconies everywhere. This might be a big hit with smokers. If this technology catches on, maybe someday we can all dine or toke al fresco. – Charlie […]

Parental IQ vs Your Child’s Age… Print It.. Learn It… Feel Better.

They Hit 12 And We Get Pretty Damn Dumb… Quick! The Greatest Joy A Parent Can Have Is For Their 25 Year Old Child To Say… “Mom… Dad… You Were Right All Along”

America’s Medicated Army… High Percentage Of U.S. Troops On AntiDepressants

From Time Magazine While the headline-grabbing weapons in this war have been high-tech wonders, like unmanned drones that drop Hellfire missiles on the enemy below, troops like LeJeune are going into battle with a different kind of weapon, one so stealthy that few Americans even know of its deployment. For the first time in history, […]

Kitchen Myths… True Or False?

This Site is like the Snopes.com of kitchen lore… Can you put bananas in the refrigerator? Does gas cook better than electric? Do lobsters scream as you drop them into the pot? Does alcohol evaporate out if you put it into a cooked recipe? Will Aluminum pans give you Alzheimer’s? Read All About It HERE

The Worm Has Turned!… The New Day Laborers…

I Had A Couple Of Foggy Days Last Night… Clear Skies Today!

Foggy Day 2 oz gin ¾ oz Absinthe or Pastis or Anisette ½ teaspoon sugar Dash Lemon Juice Shake. Pour Into Old-fashioned Glass, garnish with lemon twist. An Interesting Way To Visit The Green Fairy

OMG!.. My Daughter’s Asking To Learn To Drive!.. Am I In For This?!?

Click here to view other Public Service Announcements

Man Gets Tired Of Gas Thieves… Doctors Up Gas… Guess What?… They Steal It!

From DearAbby.com DOCTORED GASOLINE GIVES THEFT VICTIM MEASURE OF SATISFACTION DEAR ABBY: A few weeks ago, I returned home after mowing the lawn at my mother’s place and parked my truck behind my house. I left the lawnmower and a 5-gallon can of gas in the bed of my truck and went into the house […]