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Evolution Of Apple & Windows OS’s… Which Side Do You Come Down On?

HERE’S some of the machines that I still use that run every Mac system shown here… Lemmings still gets played in 7.5.5

Ever Wonder How Google Gets Those Markers On Their Maps?

I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…

Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks. LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR… If you are an […]

Scientists Working On A Project That Could Destroy Earth… Lawsuit Filed…

This thing could make a Black Hole or a Strangelet that could seriously hurt …if not destroy the Earth… More strife in Iraq. U.S. financial system in crisis. Rice prices soar. None of these headlines will matter a bit, though, if two men pursuing a lawsuit in a court in Hawaii turn out to be […]

Custom Turntables… Awesome!

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Human Breast Milk Cheese… Made in France…

I’m an adventurous eater… But I’m not too sure about this one… Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut… And […]

A Pillow Shaped Like A Female Lap… Only In Japan!

Who Knew?… I Can Stop Feeling Fat, Fuzzy And Frazzled, Just By Sending This Guy Money… And My Wife Says It’s The Beer…

So That’s How Michael Jackson Does It!… He Always Denied Having Plastic Surgery…

Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up

How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?! I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out […]

Superstitions… Do You Follow Any Of These?…

If salt was borrowed from anyone, you paid it back with sugar or bad luck would come to you.  If you broke a mirror you would have seven years of bad luck A baby was never allowed to look in a mirror before it was a year old or it would die.  You always say […]

Funny Lookin’ Cat…

They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days… Today, We’d Just Haul Off And Tell The Little Woman… Right?.. Right?!?

And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance!

U.S. Military Pays Top Dollar For Fuel In Oil-Rich War Zone… New Fuel Efficient Vehicles Unveiled…

Think you’re being gouged by Big Oil? U.S. troops in Iraq are paying almost as much as Americans back home, despite burning fuel at staggering rates in a war to stabilize a country known for its oil reserves.  (READ MORE) Our new technology assures that we will have Iraq sorted out in much less than the 100 years […]

Party Pooper…

Read It And Weep… If You Can…

Definitely An Improvement Over The Old Read The Letter Eye Chart…

Worlds Smallest Teenager… 14 Years Old… 11 Pounds…

Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.

Creative Uses For Caves…

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Batman… He Really Is The Dark Knight!!

Another WTF?!? Moment… This Guy Needs A Pool… Indoor Preferably…

And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…

Apple Has Always Been Gay Friendly… Or Somebody Made A Boo Boo…

Sorry Folks… Gotta Take A Sick Day… Back On Tuesday…

And I Didn’t Even Have To Use This Sick Day Generator And here’s how I feel as put into words and pics by Think or Thwim I’m gonna push for a Tuesday return… But you can write my epitaph if I don’t make it.. Tombstone Generator

This Is What Sound Can Do….

Say What?!?!

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the […]