Los Cuatro Ojos

Envy… It Ain’t Right…

Hoarding by banks stokes fears on credit crisis… The Banks Are Holding Onto Cash… Why?…

Sent by Email… You Guys Read This And Decide For Yourselves… By Chris Giles in London and James Politi in Washington Published: March 25 2008 15:10 | Last updated: March 25 2008 20:36 Central banks’ efforts to ease strains in the money markets are failing to stop financial institutions from hoarding cash, stoking fears that […]

Strange & Eerie Facts About Lincoln’s Assasination

This Site Has Tons Of Interesting Stuff Revolving Around Abraham Lincoln’s Assassination … Hop around… You never know what you might run into… Did You Know That The Last Person To See Lincoln’s Face In Person Died In 1963?!? http://members.aol.com/RVSNorton/Lincoln41.html

G. W. Bush Isolated?… Nah!!

Soon to be Ex President Bush at last month’s European Summit… Either somebody farted or these guys are trying really, really hard to ignore Mr “Uniter not a Divider”… I wonder if anybody could find a pic of another Prez being so ignored…

How Many Ways To Say “Put On A Condom”?…

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud your spout 5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, […]

Warning! Drunk Talkers Beware!… Print And Post This Warning As Needed…

Right Now – Mocean Worker – Give This A Listen…

I first heard this tune on a Lincoln commercial… I thought it was one of the old jazz greats… It is… But not the way you’d think… This DJ, Mocean Worker… MOWO seems to have sampled a bunch of the classic jazz greats and come up with this toe tapper. Listen HERE

Slip The Surly Bonds Of Earth!

I was digging about and found a printout of John Magee’s “High Flight”…  Although I’m a Submariner by choice and disposition… I’ve always dreamed of flying.  Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I’ve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds, – and […]

A Request From Your Local Penis…

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I […]

How These Guys Do This Pavement Art Is Beyond Me… Very Cool…

Tub?… Or Toy?… Does It Come In XXL?…

Read About It HERE and HERE 

Graffiti, Graffiti Everywhere…. It Makes You Stop To Think…

JUST A MOM??? Jean Sent This One…

A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk ‘s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. ‘What I mean is ,’ explained the recorder, ‘do you have a job or are you just a……?’ ‘Of course I have a job,’ snapped the […]

HOW TO POOP AND PASS GAS AT WORK… A Survival Guide…

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise , the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work , following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting , you walk briskly around the office […]

Crystal Sends Four Reasons To Double Check Your View Finder!

Bobby Brown: Whitney Houston Drove Me To Drugs… I Laughed Till I Threw Up!!

It’s Funny Friday… This Story Ought To Start Things Off On The Right Foot… “I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” Brown writes in “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” out next month. “At […]

Peter Gabriel & Deep Forest – While The Earth Sleeps –

This video invokes images that show that while we are still toddlers when it comes to our space travels so far… That we are ultimately meant to leave… this … our womb – planet – home – beginning place and live elsewhere… Although the lyrics originally are the lament of a lovestruck young girl grounded […]

I Like BuzzDash… Hope You Do Too… Vote Away! They’re All Live…

Revenge On The Benz… I Think I’d Rather She Took Her Keys To It…

Asphalt + Velocity x Height ÷ Human Flesh = Serious Bleeding…

Would You Murder Someone?…

What About This One? One Of My Bathrooms Looks Like A Library… Books, Mags, Printouts… What Can I Say?… You Guys Get Some Of My Finest Work Out Of There!

You’re Never Going To Look At A Map Of The USA In The Same Way Again…

Regrowing Limbs: Can People Regenerate Body Parts?…

The gold standard for limb regeneration is the salamander, which can grow perfect replacements for lost body parts throughout its lifetime. Understanding how can provide a road map for human limb regeneration. The early responses of tissues at an amputation site are not that different in salamanders and in humans, but eventually human tissues form […]

It’s Always Nice To See That Some People Take Things At Face Value…This Company Could Never Open With This Name In America

This Ad Typifies The Attitude Of So Many Companies These Days… Your Funeral Isn’t Even Planned And They’re Trying To Fill The Job You Died On…

 Notice It’s All Low-End Service Workers??