Category: Information

BLOW… Buy Some For Your Kids… WTF!?!?! Who’s Sick Assed Idea Is This?!?…

I’m not a real big fan of prohibiting folks from doing what they want… But these guys are really pushing the envelope… Check out their web site HERE. Do You Want Your Teens Messing With This Stuff?… What about when a carload of your kids gets stopped by a cop who hauls their butts in? […]

If At First You Don’t Succeed… Well… You Know…

Little white car fell in the water… No prob!! … Our big ol’ crane will just winch it right out of there… Gonna cost you an arm and a leg though… We got it!! ..Doesn’t look too bad either… Almost there! Oops! Not To Worry!… We got another crane! Just about got it! We’ll Just […]

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Orange Slice Jello Shots… I Use Orange Flavor Vodka…

 Yield:  12   Orange Slice Jello Shots Ingredients: 2 x oranges 1 pkg orange-flavored Jello 1/2 cup Vodka Directions: Slice oranges in half. Using a spoon, scoop out all the flesh and divider pith. Reserve. In a medium bowl, add Jello and 1/2 cup boiling water. When Jello has dissolved, add vodka. Pour liquid Jello into […]

Does Your Kid Like Dora The Explorer?… Get Her An AquaPet!… Never Mind… Your Wife Already Bought One!

Listen To The Video… If You Hear This Noise Coming Out Of Your Wife’s Nightstand…

Words To Play With… Have Fun…

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English: 1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS […]

How To Medicate Your Cat…

1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, “That’s a nice kitty.” Drop the pill in its mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp & pill from under sofa. 3. Follow same proceedure as in 1, but […]

Famous Predictions…

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” – Popular Mechanics, 1949 “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” -Bill Gates, Microsoft, 1981 “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” – Ken Olson, Founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 “Drill for oil? You mean drill into the […]

Work Or Prison… Which Is Better?

In prison …You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work …You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. In prison …You get three meals a day. At Work …You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison …You get time […]

Men vs. Women… A Lost Cause…

WHO DOES WHAT: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around […]

This Painting Brings Back So Many Memories… USS Spadefish…

The Painting Caused Me To Begin Reminiscing And Pull Up Some More Memories… Not Many People Get To See A Submarine From This Perspective… The Blurry Figure Inside The Yellow Square Is Me… Really!! Guys Like Me Get A Sick Feeling To See Something Like This …

These “Creatures” All Started Out As Human Beings… Not Too Long Ago…. They Would Have Been Killed On Sight… We’ve Come A Long Way!

Courtesy Of DeputyDog.com Kala Kawai has 67 piercings and 75 % of his body is tattooed so it’s a good job he chose a career in body modification, running his own studio in hawaii. he has stretched the holes in his earlobes to 4 inches, inserted various silicon implants on his head, can screw metal […]

The Air Fueled Car Comes To North America… At 106 MPG @ 96 MPH… I’ll Get Rid Of Two Gas Burners For One Of These!

I posted about these cars back on January 8th 2008 … They were in France Then… Now they’re Coming to North America. If the Oil Companies and Detroit don’t screw them… These Things Will Sell Like Hotcakes! How Do I Get an Air Car?… Click HERE ZPM will begin taking reservations in early 2008 for […]