Los Cuatro Ojos

Pixar Vs. Dreamworks…

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Domino’s Pizza Workers Contaminating Food… Deliberately.

These scumbags made several detailed videos of themselves spitting, snotting, farting and rubbing food items between their butt cheeks before sending them out … To You  And Me !! Contact Everyone You Know And Raise A Major Stink!… Youtube took the original videos down… GO HERE This is assault with a deadly weapon as far […]

Q & A … Beware… These Are Nasty.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your […]

How To Fix The Lunchroom Door…

As Long As We’re Talking Metric… I’m A 10.

He’s A Thtormtrooper…

Porno Teaches Kids That Sex Is Enjoyable… Horrors!!!!

From The Onion Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

DNA Frees Man Accused Of Bear Attack…

From The Onion News Network DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

Hey Girls! No Monopoly For You!!

Watch Robert Gibbs Tell A Reporter What An Idiot She Is… And She Doesn’t Get It!!

Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs grants an exclusive interview to the Washington Post’s Lois Romano… Who promptly makes an ass of herself by asking why no major newspapers were allowed to ask any questions during the Prez’s prime time news conference… Hey Lady!! The Washington Post got to ask a question!! You work for it! […]

Seen On The Restroom Wall

Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. * Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL If you voted for Obama in the last election, you can’t take […]

You Really Need To Get Your Eyes Checked…

Barbie Turns 50…

So What If He’s P-Whupped… She’s Hot!

Monday Blahs?.. Post This On Your Door…

Why TV Shouldn’t Rely On Internet Pictures To Illustrate Their Point…

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These Wall Street Guys Are Starting To Really Worry Me…

So I Told Mama To “Shut Up And Park The Car!”… I Forgot It’s PMS Week…

Weird Toilet… Who Thinks Up This Stuff?!?!?

I’d feel like someone was reading over my shoulder…

Coke’s Trying Something New…

New Management On Wall Street…

“The Dow Is Up Almost 400 Points Since We Took Over.”

It’s Monday!… Again…

I’m Thinkin’ About Gettin’ In Shape…

What’s Ex President Bush Been Up To Since He Got Out?

We’ve All Seen Camel Toes… Here’s A Montreal Moose Knuckle…