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Birds Stealing From People… A Cone Jacking Ring… Hitchcock Would Be Proud…

These Birds Are BOLD!!

Damn!.. Now I Gotta Sit Back And Think… My Head Hurts…

Wanna See What These Two Cheaters Looked Like As Babies?…

He’s A Dashing Little Scamp! And She’s A Little Darlin’…

If You Were A Proper Mindless Drone… You’d Still Have A Job…

“Extinct” Bird Found… Sold… Eaten… Way To Go Phillipines!!

A rare quail from the Philippines was photographed for the first time before being sold as food at a poultry market, experts say. Found only on the island of Luzon, Worcester’s buttonquail was known solely through drawings based on dated museum specimens collected several decades ago. Read More HERE

Drunken Negro Cookies… In Greenwich Village?!?..

Is this supposed to be Michelle and Barack?!?! These were baked by the guy who supplies pastries and cakes featured on Sex and the City. Lafayette French Pastry proprietor Ted Kefalinos thought that making strange looking cookies that some customers claim he calls “Drunken N-Word Cookies” was cute. Watch him try to fast pedal his […]

The Rough Part Of Being A Reporter…

Reporters Have It Rough – watch more funny videos

Forgive Me Father … For I Am Creeped Out…

Smile!!.. Tomorrow’s Coming!

Obama Talkin’ Smack.. Definitely Not Safe For Work!!

And For You Dancers Out There… Pottymouth Obama Beat!

Sona si Latine loqueris. – Honk if you speak Latin…. Latin Phrases For The Rest Of Us.

Radix lecti  – Couch potato Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign? Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am. Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed. Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed. Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – […]

How Much Is That Doggy In The… Oh, Never Mind…

Diamonds… Making Men’s Dreams Come True Since… Forever.

How Women Really Feel…

It’s Not Something I’ve Wanted To Do… Until I Heard About The President And First Lady Doing It…

Not sure Mama’s gonna go for this one!! Michelle and Barack Obama touching, embracing and fistingby VANEOO

Planning On Drinking a Lot For Super Bowl?… Take It Easy!!

Mama Says I Look Like A Dick With My Head Shaved…

Sometimes I Go Onto Extreme View Websites To Debate The Issues… It’s A Lot Like This…

But Sometimes!!!… YouTube Is Best…

I Don’t Care… I’m Eatin’ ‘Em Anyway!..

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Make Sure You Check Your Machine… Very Bad Virus Set To Attack 9 Million Machines…

Don’t Know How Real This Is… But This Is From  The NEW YORK TIMES From The New York Times… A new digital plague has hit the Internet, infecting millions of personal and business computers in what seems to be the first step of a multistage attack. The world’s leading computer security experts do not yet […]

Times Are Tough All Over… Señor Vader’s Down To Using Fluorescent Bulbs…

The 19th Hole Looks To Be About A Par 7…

Osama Bin Laden Spotted…

Today’s Economic Outlook Makes Godzilla Seem Like A Walk In The Park…

Insults Of The Day…

1.    I work for a rotting indecisive eunuch who smells like a festering sputum bag from hell. 2.    Go drool on somebody else, you psychotic annoying jerk-off! 3.    Like most politicians, you are a hypocritical screwy monkey who kisses the feet of the godforsaken and the vile jerk-offs. 4.    He’s a four-eyed annoying monkey, who’s […]