Los Cuatro Ojos

One More Wheelchair And Mama Becomes An Ace…

Ladies!.. Buy An Artificial Hymen… Surprise Your Man! Fool Your Sugar Daddy! Make The Future In-Laws Happy!

I’ve Seen It All Now… This Appears To Be Real. Get Yours HERE

2008 In Review… Jib Jab Style…

JibJab – 2008 Year In Review – Click here for this week’s top video clips

I’ve Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be An Artistic Pervert…

Here’s A “Great” Idea… Scientists Give Bees Cocaine To See How They React… Damn!

Talk about your “Class Bee” Felony! We have Africanized Killer Bees where I live… They’re bad enough without being made into crackheads! For Crying Out Loud! What Kind Of “Scientists” Are These?!? Is this just a slick way to procure some coke on the cheap? “Uh Yeah… Procurement?… We need another kilo of high grade […]

Play Wal-Mart Bingo!.. Print ‘Em Up!.. Keep ‘Em In Your Car!

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Merry Christmas To All Of The Very Fine Folks Who Visit Los Cuatro Ojos!

And Then THIS Guy Comes To Your House…. Or maybe THIS Santa!! And depending on your outlook… THIS GUY might show up … But Any Way You Put It… I’m Glad That We’ve Only Gotta Deal With THIS Doggone Santa ONE MORE TIME!!!!

10 Outrageously Funny Christmas Carols!..

If You’d Paid The Extra $5 For Express Shipping… You’d Have Your Package By Now…

Some Revamped Logos… In Line With The New Business Models…

Corkscrew- Balloon has a bunch more … See More HERE

If My Woman Was This Mad At Me… I’d Leave Town.

That’s About $200 Worth Of Pickaxes… Had to be his (ex) woman.

I Really Like Draft Beer… But I’m Not Sure I’d Enjoy It Out Of This Particular Spigot…

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t have the choice of this or the beer barrel tap…

Nice Lamp… Too Bad You’re Not Gettin’ One.

Saving The U.S. Economy…

Another Major Security Flaw In Microsoft’s Internet Explorer…

From The Daily Mail Microsoft has issued a maximum severity rating of ‘critical’ for all versions of the browser and encourages all users to deploy the update – which is a piece of specially written computer code – as soon as it becomes available. Due to the flaw, ‘Trojan horse’ viruses can be injected into […]

Remember… No Matter How Bad Your Monday Gets… You Could Be This Guy.

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On The Bright Side… You’d Get To Take The Rest Of The Day Off…

Hey Baby Boomers!.. No Retirement For You!

He Aggravated Mama On PMS Day #5 and This Is What’s Left…

FaceBook vs. Jesus… Hmmm.

Need Storage? Need To Stash Some Stuff? This Is The Place!

Jones’ Big Ass Storage

Oh Yeah… It’s Monday All Right.

Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.

Michelle Obama Lays Down The Law…

It’s PMS Week At My House Again… I Think I’ll Order A Couple Of Pizzas.

C-3PO Gay?… Tell Me Something I Didn’t Know…