Category: Jokes

Men Are Like…

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How do men […]

Sunday January 29th, 2012 in Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Not Crabs…

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and […]

Saturday January 28th, 2012 in Jokes | No Comments »

Turn Around…

Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”. Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the […]

Thursday January 26th, 2012 in Jokes | No Comments »

Never Trust A Fart…

I was in the bar Saturday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered […]

Monday January 23rd, 2012 in Cool Pics, Disasters, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Key Cleaner…

Tuesday January 10th, 2012 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

A Late Xmas Present… Guess Poo.

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Saturday January 7th, 2012 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »