Category: Jokes
Stupid Is Hard… But It’s Funny As Hell.
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was […]
Age Progression Explained With Condoms…
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that […]
Never Try To Improve On Perfection…
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the […]
Saturday July 27th, 2013 in Cool Stuff, Information, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »
Jokes By Women… For Women.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don’t work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you […]
Sneaking In Late…
A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body […]
Thank You Teachers… Have A Good Summer.
Tuesday June 11th, 2013 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »
Cat Torture… Or Maybe Just Stupid Cats.
Thursday June 6th, 2013 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Disasters, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm….
Wednesday June 5th, 2013 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Disasters, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »
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