Los Cuatro Ojos

Do It For Loot And You’re A Toot… This Shirt’s A Hoot!

Messin’ With My Head…

Plans For The Ultimate Doomsday Device… This One Puts The Universe Into A Feedback Loop.

Ever Wondered What Ever Happened To That Little Taco Bell Dog?..

Run for the border!!! Don’t start with the emails!… Here’s what really happened to the stupid dog…

My Friend Pancho Can’t Live Without His Lotto Tickets…

I Wonder If He’s Wearing Mascara…

Almost Gave My Daughter A Heart Attack…

Sometimes, Jon Stewart Hits The Nail Right On The Head…

Daily Show Host Jon Stewart gets to the bottom of why people from a nation founded on the principals of religious freedom get themselves twisted into knots over who gets to build churches where… Hilariously true. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

Words Of Wisdom…

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men Women’s restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand’s […]

Cartoon Commentary From My Favorite Political Cartoonist…

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To the “Friend” Who Sent This… OK… I’ve Forwarded It To 144,000 People.

If you don’t send this to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually […]

Texans Tend To Think Highly Of Themselves…

Texas vs Taliban: A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. “One Texas soldier is better than  ten Taliban. The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few […]

You Do WHAT For A Living?!?

The Elevator…

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen […]

Nice Bike… But How Does It Handle IED’s?..

Latest Military Breakthrough… The Deadly Accurate Kitty Missile…

Somebody’s Got Entirely Too Much Time On Their Hands…

Ya Gotta Give It To ‘Em… One Damn Fine Prank…

The Mellowing Of The Vikings…

Why She Won’t Go Out With No Makeup On…

Almost Had Me There… I’ve Got Several In The Closet…

Apparently… Women Love Wump-Faced-Bat-Fart Boys…

The Only Way Mama Can Tolerate Living With Me….

Batman?!?.. Superman?!?!.. Damn!

Wireless Notebooks… Cheap!