A.A.A.D.D. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!! …PLEASE READ! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden… As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing… As I start toward the garage… […]
If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don’t blame me if they bust a gut laughing. Growing up isn’t what it used to be, is it? MEMORIES from a friend : My Dad is cleaning […]
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, ‘Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.’ The man below replied, […]
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken […]
1. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 2. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 3. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 4. What’s the definition of a will?.. It’s a dead giveaway. 5. Every calendar’s days are numbered. 6. When the […]
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My Personal Rating For The Prez At This Point Is … ” Tha Shiz Nizzle”… The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Grading Obama thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis First 100 Days
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone # and was greeted with a child’s whisper “Hello” Is your daddy home? he asked. “Yes.” whispered the small voice. May I […]
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd […]
Michael and Andrew Gregory debut their video where they make unintentional singers out of folks like Katy Couric, Newt Gingrich and Joe Biden among others… Enjoy
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