Los Cuatro Ojos

Pixar Vs. Dreamworks…

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Q & A … Beware… These Are Nasty.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your […]

Mom Knows All…

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s ‘roommate’, Jennifer was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the […]

How To Fix The Lunchroom Door…

As Long As We’re Talking Metric… I’m A 10.

He’s A Thtormtrooper…

Happy Easter!!

Porno Teaches Kids That Sex Is Enjoyable… Horrors!!!!

From The Onion Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

DNA Frees Man Accused Of Bear Attack…

From The Onion News Network DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

Suicide For The Very Patient…

Odd… Strange… Whimsical Cars, Trucks, Trailers And Bikes…

And My Favorite…

What It’s Like To Be Black In 2009… Unless You Happen To Be…

2009 has been an historic year … So far… The most powerful politician in the world is Black… The head of the Republican National Committee is Black… The best known media mogul on earth is Black… The greatest golfer in the world is Black… The top female tennis players in the world are Black… The […]

Seen On The Restroom Wall

Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. * Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL If you voted for Obama in the last election, you can’t take […]

You Do The Dishes!!…

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The […]

Three Dogs…

Three Labrador retrievers – a brown, yellow and black – are sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, ‘So why are you here?’ The brown lab replies, ‘I’m a pisser. I piss on everything – the sofa, the […]

You Really Need To Get Your Eyes Checked…

Barbie Turns 50…

Words Of Wisdom…

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.Then I […]

Showers Are Dangerous… Be Careful!

Monday Blahs?.. Post This On Your Door…

These Wall Street Guys Are Starting To Really Worry Me…

Weird Toilet… Who Thinks Up This Stuff?!?!?

I’d feel like someone was reading over my shoulder…

Eve’s Other Sin…

Coke’s Trying Something New…

New Management On Wall Street…

“The Dow Is Up Almost 400 Points Since We Took Over.”