Los Cuatro Ojos

Diamonds… Making Men’s Dreams Come True Since… Forever.

False Hope…

Congrats To The Steelers… But Hey Ben… You Need A Shorter Name

I Want To Marry This Fine Woman…

Super Bowl At My House…

It’s Not Something I’ve Wanted To Do… Until I Heard About The President And First Lady Doing It…

Not sure Mama’s gonna go for this one!! Michelle and Barack Obama touching, embracing and fistingby VANEOO

Planning On Drinking a Lot For Super Bowl?… Take It Easy!!

The Old Man’s Ear…

Ear Infection This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong — and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full […]

Some Advice For Mr. Obama From The Ol’ FourEyes…

Is This Irony?

A lawyer, was defending a man accused of sending obscene literature through the mail. Deciding to base his case on whether the material really was obscene, he asked court officials if he could see a copy… So they mailed it to him.

Make Sure You Check Your Machine… Very Bad Virus Set To Attack 9 Million Machines…

Don’t Know How Real This Is… But This Is From  The NEW YORK TIMES From The New York Times… A new digital plague has hit the Internet, infecting millions of personal and business computers in what seems to be the first step of a multistage attack. The world’s leading computer security experts do not yet […]

Guinea Pig Sports… Very Cool… Except For The Losers!… They Get Turned Into Cuy!

Times Are Tough All Over… Señor Vader’s Down To Using Fluorescent Bulbs…

The 19th Hole Looks To Be About A Par 7…

Osama Bin Laden Spotted…

Cat Hat…

Word. Microsoft In Da Hood…

A Real Peep Show…

The Man Commandments

1. It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances: * When a heroic dog dies to save its master. * The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. * After wrecking your boss’ car. * One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”. * When she is using her […]

Pets vs. Kids… A Compelling Argument…

One More Wheelchair And Mama Becomes An Ace…

The Surrogate Baby Maker…

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’ Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby […]

Ladies!.. Buy An Artificial Hymen… Surprise Your Man! Fool Your Sugar Daddy! Make The Future In-Laws Happy!

I’ve Seen It All Now… This Appears To Be Real. Get Yours HERE

Stress Reduction Kit… Keep One Of These Handy Throughout 2009…

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2008 In Review… Jib Jab Style…

JibJab – 2008 Year In Review – Click here for this week’s top video clips

But Only If It Doesn’t Crash On Me!..