Category: Jokes

Two Trees And A Woodpecker…

It ‘s hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech […]

Wednesday August 27th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »

Newspaper Clippings Sent In By Crystal In FL…

Crystal was bored while waiting out tropical storm Fay…

Not Sure If I Could Get Mama To Wear These… At Home Only Of Course!

I know!.. I know!… I’m A Pig. .. But… If there are women who have no better sense than to package their hiney’s in spray paint and parade around them around in public… Then even though I may go tsk..tsk..tsk… I’m certainly entitled to look. But… There is a price that we pay for brazenly […]

I’m Still In ISP Hell… Enjoy These Links…

Corkscrew-Balloon Has A Couple Of Goodies… Including The Beloit College Mindset List The Craziest Shoes From Around The World Nanny Goats In Panties Has A Beef With Blister Packaging Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench   Online Alarm Clock   10 Most Bizarre Vending Machines in Japan

Earthlink’s Customer Service Is Worse Than Their Tech Support… That’s Pretty Bad.

Here I Am Paying For DSL Service And I’m Sitting In A Mickey D’s To Put This Post Out… Shameful!!! I’ve been with Earthlink for 12 years and I’ve never been real crazy about their support system… But I’ve put up with it because… Well… Because I’m stupid. My DSL modem sits there with all […]

My ISP Is Causing Me To Experience Existential Angst… I’m Sending Them A Box Of Chocolate Anuses.

My ISP Is Balking At Sending Out A Replacement Modem And I’m Dropping My Connection Every 10 Minutes Now… If They Give Me ONE MORE Excuse… I’m Naming Them In A Really Nasty Post… Fortunately…My Cousin Works For Them And Reads This Blog Regularly… Hey Ray!… Can You Help A Fella Out?!?!?

Rules For When You Rule The World… Or… Evil Overlord 101…

It seems that over and over again… Some poor schmuck fights his or her way to the top of the heap and stands at the edge of being the ruler of the world/galaxy/universe… Then they blow it by overlooking some teeny tiny detail that the hero takes advantage of and down topples the master plan. […]

Sunday August 17th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Some Signs You Should Become Familiar With…

No pyromaniacs allowed. If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gate of Hell. Don’t go there. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Thursday August 14th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Jokes | No Comments »

This Dude’s TV Career Is Over…

Watch This Guy Seriously Diss Hoda Kotb And Kathie Lee Gifford… And He Knows He’s Dead Meat Because Of It!! The Shock On The Girl’s Faces Is PRICELESS!!!

Thursday August 14th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Videos | No Comments »

Bernie Mac – 1957 – 2008 – R.I.P.

Bernie Mac was one of those comedians that carried on a legacy… He was of that breed of comic that was considered to be “Raw”… The angry cussing, misogynistic, in-your-face, downright hilarious comic that said what we all wanted to say but we’re too damn wussy to do. I don’t think there’s anyone in the […]

Monday August 11th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Videos | No Comments »