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My Wife – PMS Day 5…

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

“I never thought I’d miss Nixon.”

A Few Truisms…Agree?

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”? A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why […]

A Joke Contest!

Say No To Crack has jokes… lots of jokes… In fact… They’ve got a contest going..,. Here’s a few: 1. An Irishman walks out of a bar. 2. So a baby seal walks into a club… 3. Bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender “Gimme a drink”… The bartender says “hey, we don’t […]

He, She Or It… It Ain’t Pretty!

Mirror Image…

That Jesus Guy Was Pretty Cool…

Somehow… That Fist Looks Like It Belongs There…

A Natural Disaster In The Making…

Regular?…. Or Premium?

I Had A Slight Hangover This Morning…

I’m not Sure WHAT To Make Of This One… Holy Smoke!

My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…

And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup! > BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly? > > BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my […]

My Wife… PMS Day 1…

Is This The Boogey Man?!?

For Corey… All Hail Chan!!

We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

  For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my […]

Got Any Of This On Your Hard Drive?…

Microsoft and Apple should give us one of these windows to let us know when we’re downloading or copying crap…

We Are NOT Responsible For Damage To Your Car From Shopping Carts In Our Parking Lot…

Parent Of The Year?… He’s Got My Vote…

Why do we let them breed!?!?

I Said That Last One Gave Me Diarrhea?… This One Made Me Projectile Vomit…

George Carlin’s Take On Death… R.I.P. George… We’ll Miss You…

It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way… Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.

Please Throw Your Trash In The Can… Or Else!

Those Thais can be murder!

Personally… I Think We’ve Got Overkill Going On Here…

Expose My Man Boobs In The Snow… Not My Idea Of A Fun Day…